Disturbing Advert On TV

Rabies

I recently saw one of the most disturbing adverts on TV.

It is the HB Cornetto advert, come on how freaky is that music and with that little doll walking along with the Cornetto to the female doll.

it sends shivers up my spine when i see it.

what is the weirdest advert anyone else has seen.

Saruman

ill look out for it but if i get nightmares im blaming you!

Wook

not sure of product, but i think it was Guinnes and a huge stone wall that everybody wanne to climb over. all grey and dirty.
interresting, but i do love the one with the surfers!!

Panda

That Cornetto ad is great!!!

You know well that little wind up dude with the cone is gonna get some tonight.
Well after it leaps out of the darkness and kills little johnny with a hammer.... :eek:

I think the tune goes like this:

"Every day, itsa gettin closer,
(short pause)
movin like a little roller coaster,
(short pause)
love like yours will surely come my way,
a heyy, a hey, hey"
(short pause)

repeat until brain is fried.

Rabies

ya thats it......

it is freaky......

who ever taught up of that ad is mentally disturbed

Khynareth

But still, it's a great add. It's well designed and efficient... Proof, you remember it, that's all they want. Once you remember the add, they have done their job. Freaky or not...

Kolodny

I too find it very disturbing, on so many levels.

"it's a small love thing..." ???

Mistakill

That Guiness AD with the surfers and the horses............/me shudders. Its so freaky the only good thing about it is the moosic

Saruman

anyone see the one with the mostly naked girl covered in silk.. not in the least bit disturbing!

timeout

I liked that Corneto ad. When he gets stuck on the pencils and that look the other doll gives. Pure hilarious.

anyone see the one with the mostly naked girl covered in silk.. not in the least bit disturbing!

What add is that?

snazzykaz

cornetto add is cute but a little bit of a horror in there too! Does anyone remember the coca-cola add from a few years ago? it was a cartoon with chickens in a barn, i tawd it woz really good!!:p

po0k

I think she'd be kinda cute if it were someone like Denise Richards or Jessica Alba in that pose

That cone is waaaay to fecking small anyways. They'll probably charge the same per mini-cone as they do for the big noes now.....capitalism

DeVore

The freakiest ad is that one with the grown woman talking like a child... "and me mam was giving out... well me da started it..."

Something FÚCKED with her eyes!

DeV.

Keeks

The worst ads are the sightseerers ones. Those eyes are really ****ed....and the flies around the eyes freak me out.

Come to think of it, any of the ads for third worls charites are freaky, because they are real!

suppafly

Originally posted by Mistakill
That Guiness AD with the surfers and the horses............/me shudders. Its so freaky the only good thing about it is the moosic

I think that add is cool. Didn't it win some kind of an award or something?

smoke.me.a.kipper

the hidden hearing guy scares the be'jaysus outta me!!
especially the irish version with the voiceover on the telephone number.

/me hides behind the sofa when he sees it!

Jim

the most spine chilling ad ive ever seen was that danone one for the kids yogurt drink thingy, with the cave twins and the voiceover, and the dinosaur that grows really big when he drinks the stuff.

[Strong stuff, irughggaiugbaga]

Scary

Rabies

Originally posted by DeVore
The freakiest ad is that one with the grown woman talking like a child... "and me mam was giving out... well me da started it..."

i think that is more of a hard hitting advert. i dont think its freaky, but well taught out and planned. it makes you think....

bonkey

The ad which weirds me out most is the one for Kellogs cereal bars.

You know....where this cow comes out with a "weapon attachment", and says "Milk It" in a very, very masculine voice.

I didnt think thats where milk came from....

jc

Rabies

Originally posted by bonkey
where this cow comes out with a "weapon attachment", and says "Milk It" in a very, very masculine voice.

to make it more weird, the cow in the cartoon is a female cow, its got udders......

the cow is on male hormone pills to get a deep voice:D

DeVore

And they refer to Uder the Cow as "he" during the chocolate milk version of that ad.

I'm never eating that stuff.

DeV.

smoke.me.a.kipper

now im not an agri-person, but arn't all cows female?? i thought bulls were the male one's??

Cheez

nearly all ads are fuked in the head these days,sit down and notice that all! of them are surreal

Mistakill

Remember that playstation ad about a year back? the one with your wann with the fuc|<ed up head. Her head was shaped like a triangle. Fuc|<in' nightmares.......................

The weetabix add thats on at the minute where the aul' wan goes up the stairs on the electric chair looking all old and frail and then slides down the side rail-class:D
mm

zAbbo

...harte to send ENGLAND home.........
yeah

Daydream baddda daaddaa

The Carlsberg ad is brilliant the one with Jason McAteer

Altho the end bit shud be changed to:

Ian Harte doesent do defending, but If he did
Ireland would probably be the best team in the world!

kitton

i love that guinness ad with the people trying to get over the wall!its about a squirrel having odd dreams!its the best!i hate that ad with all the peoples faces being warped by a spoon,i think its for some youghurt drink,it makes me cringe everytime!

Victor

Originally posted by kitton
i hate that ad with all the peoples faces being warped by a spoon,i think its for some youghurt drink,it makes me cringe everytime!

<Flick>

kitton

flick?

Victor

Originally posted by kitton
flick?

Flick as in the action of quickly changing TV channel.

kitton

ahhh,it all becomes clear!unfortunately the power doesnt work quickly enough and i have to suffer the begining of the jingle!damnit!

Andor

she's got a german accent, which explains the deep voice
can cows have hairy arm-pits ?

the ads that freak me out are the drink driving ones
SHALL I TELL YOU ABOUT MY LIIIIIIIFE

and lubness from malowii

Venom

The "wear a seat belt add" just bugs me.The whole "the guy without the seat belt did the damage" crap is a joke.It was the to cars that smacked into the front and back of the car that did the fooking damage.

Sides, the 4 heads in the car looked like a right bunch of dopey Cu.nts so its a happy ending in my book.

One add that really weirds me out is the Smooth and Juicy add,where the cow and the orange do the tango.A butch dyke cow and a femmed up orange doing the funky chicken in a carton aint the way to get me to drink it

The Club Orange adds do rock tho

Gerry

Originally posted by Venom
The "wear a seat belt add" just bugs me.The whole "the guy without the seat belt did the damage" crap is a joke.It was the to cars that smacked into the front and back of the car that did the fooking damage.

Agreed, I always hate when this ad comes on in the cinema. It means well, but it ends up so wide of the mark.

Sides, the 4 heads in the car looked like a right bunch of dopey Cu.nts so its a happy ending in my book.

You know, you're probably right!

Jim

damn u rabies, ever since readin ur post i cant get that stupid song from the add out of my head!!! [everyday, its gettin closer etc....] AAARRRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!:mad: :eek:

JustHalf

The most disturbing ad is the one where this dad is beating up this cartoon kid. The kid has all the cartoony reactions. The father chasing him up to his room, and grabs him by the neck and lifts him up.

The kid is crying and pisses himself.

The kid is dropped and then thrown down the stairs. You see him lift up his head, and there are stars circling it, then he goes out of view.

The camera tracks round to look behind the sofa that's obstructing the view and you see a real kid just lying there.

Mercury_Tilt

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OLDYELLAR

the best add on the tele at the moment is the one where the kinder beuno starts talking to your man ............................you can lick my ripples hahahaha aw so funny . you just have to see it . any one see it ?...................................i l be whatever you want me to be !hahah .well class.

banbutcher

you think thats bad, when wonder lust was on it was sponcered by cornetto and it showed a woman comming outfrom the bushes holding hands with a life size corneto!!!
now thats freaky!!!