Favourite Cheezy Hit Single?

mike65

Name you most favourite cheezy yet great pop single that was a hit. If it was a one hit wonder all the better, mine woud have to be a toss up between Joe Dolce "Shuttup-a-your-face" or
Landscapes Einsteins A Go-Go

Mike.

Gordon

99 Red balloons by Nena.

Kolodny

Take On Me: a-ha

papashiv0

The Final Countdown... Go Europe!!!:p

Clintons Cat

rock me amadeus by faulkner
19 by paul hardcastle
star trekin by the firm
stutter rap by morris minor and the majors

how could i possibly choose between them,ah the mid eighties truely was the golden age of shiet

kirn

saturday night : whigfield
star trekin :
because i got high : afroman

Cheez

Luuuvin u is easy cuz ur beautiful
do do do en do do
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!(REALLY HIGH)
dunno wat its called or who by but tiz mental

Kolodny

Originally posted by Clintons Cat
stutter rap by morris minor and the majors

Oh man, that was a classic...

"NO!......SLEEP!........TIL BEDTIME!!"

Saruman

Chumbawumba.. tubthumping

mike65

Originally posted by Clintons Cat
rock me amadeus by faulkner
19 by paul hardcastle
star trekin by the firm
stutter rap by morris minor and the majors

how could i possibly choose between them,ah the mid eighties truely was the golden age of shiet

Rock me Amadeus was by Falco!

and you're right the mid eigties were a bit special were'nt they(!)

Who remembers all those damned Stars on 45 type things, I nearly lost the will to live at one point...

Mike.

Bateman

Big in Japan
Come on Eileen
Sweet Caroline
Hey Jude

harVee

Go West - The village People.

For real cheese, I think a song has to be deliberatly bad, surely ruling out the muck raking Sweet Caroline. It is only countless wedding DJ's and bad LCD club that have made it so cheesy to our ears, rather than just plain awful.

Stephen

Maximum (knob) cheese: Rednex - Cotton Eye Joe!

ahh the memories

hee hee

poobags

YOu spin me right round baby right round like a record.....

and so on and so on.

Unbelievably **** tune but oh so catchy

billy the squid

2 unlimited - no Limit
He's my japanese boy - Anika
Song for peace - Nicole
The tweets - The birdie song
Kylie Minogue - Je ne sais pas pour quois
Kylie Minogue/Jason Donavan - Especially for you
Brown Girl in the Ring - Bony M
Bros - When will I be famous


oh and there was a song that I can't remember the artist (sic) or title Lyrics go something like this

three six nine
the goose drank wine...

...the line broke
the monkey got choked
and we all went to heaven
in a litle row boat.

Pencapchew

John Farnham - The voice

I think it is now part of some " here at k-tel we know good music when we hear it ad :rolleyes: "

It's a catchy song though!

mike65

Originally posted by fcddunne

oh and there was a song that I can't remember the artist (sic) or title Lyrics go something like this

three six nine
the goose drank wine...

...the line broke
the monkey got choked
and we all went to heaven
in a litle row boat.

Thats The Clapping Song by Aaron Carter

Full lyrics

Three six nine
The goose drank wine
The monkey chew tobacco on the streetcar line
The line broke, the monkey got choked
And they all went to heaven in a little rowboat

Clap clap, Clap clap, Clap clap, Clap clap,
Clap clap! Clap your hand...
Pat it on your partner hand... right hand
Clap Pat! Clap your hand...
Cross it with your left arm
Pat your partner left palm
Clap Pat! Clap your hand...
Pat your partner right palm
Clap Slap! Clap your hand...
Slap your thigh and sing a little song

My mama told me if I was lucky
That she would treat me
If I was goody
My Aunty told her, I shoulda told her
No I'm not kidding
That's what she told her

Three six nine
The goose drank wine
The monkey chew tobacco on the streetcar line
The line broke, the monkey got choked
And they all went to heaven in a little rowboat

Clap Clap!
Clap your hands and prepare to Pat
Take your right arm
Pat your partner's palm with your right palm

Clap!
Take your hand back and clap
Clap!
Take your right arm
Cross your right arm with your left arm
Pat your partner's left palm with your left palm
Clap!
Now back with a clap
Take your hand to your palm and slap your thigh
And watch the fun materialize
As you sing this little song:

My mama told me if I was lucky
That she would treat me
If I was goody
My Aunty told her, I shoulda told her
No I'm not kidding
That's what she told her

Three six nine
The goose drank wine
The monkey chew tobacco on the streetcar line
The line broke, the monkey got choked
And they all went to heaven in a little rowboat

My mama told me if I was lucky
That she would treat me
If I was goody
My Aunty told her, I shoulda told her
No I'm not kidding
That's what she told her

My mama told me if I was lucky
That she would treat me
If I was goody
My Aunty told her, I shoulda told her
No I'm not kidding
That's what she told her

That's what she told her
I don't believe It
Yeah right
Can you believe it?

Three six nine
The goose drank wine
The monkey chew tobacco on the streetcar line
The line broke, the monkey got choked
And they all went to heaven in a little rowboat

Mike.

tibor

Originally posted by Cheez
Luuuvin u is easy cuz ur beautiful
do do do en do do
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!(REALLY HIGH)
dunno wat its called or who by but tiz mental

that'd be minnie riperton - lovin you. class tune.

Karl Hungus

I'M DA SCATMAN!!!

Skibbledybooyododoboo!

billy the squid

oh and dont forget all those world cup songs from 1990

Velvet Vocals

When will I be famous - Bros!
Great tune - great band!!

mike65

Originally posted by fcddunne
oh and dont forget all those world cup songs from 1990

I'd like to!

Thats worth a thread of its own...

Mike.

Frank Grimes

Originally posted by poobags
YOu spin me right round baby right round like a record.....

and so on and so on.

Unbelievably **** tune but oh so catchy

That was by Dead or Alive. Apparently Stock, Aiken and Waterman's first chart hit.

Neil3030

I'm Blue baba dee ba ba dye boo da ba deeeda da .......so on

BuffyBot

Originally posted by Frank_Grimes


That was by Dead or Alive. Apparently Stock, Aiken and Waterman's first chart hit.

Dead or Alive - You Spin Me Right Round

A class tune!!!!!!!!!

My other fave cheesy tunes:
Saturday Night - Whigfield
Video Killed The Radio Star - The Buggles
Scatman - Scatman John
Who Do You Think You Are? - Spice Girls (I know!)
Murder on The Dancefloor - Sophie Ellis Bextor
Tragedy - Steps

There it is, my cheesy secrets revealed. My head is hanging with appropriate shame

CHRISTYG

"The Clapping Song" was a hit sometime in the early 1960s, for someone called Shirley Ellis (Ain't I sad knowing that, especially as I wasn't even born until 1967!!!)

thedrowner

aa take on me, the video is just the best, all the 80'smusic is oh so cheesy and oh so great.
anyhting by soft cell, tainted love, sex dwarf, and bedsitland
mmmmmm
ill probably get slaughteered for saying this but...
i *love* 80's music all kinds!
ah well, my secret's out
im also quite partial to steps:) (i'll take this opportunaity to kick myself when im down) but it doesnt get nayworse then that
"everybody clap your hands, and get on up and dance, we're gonna stomp all night now"

Kali

bony m - rivers of babylon
lightening seeds - pure

BuffyBot

Don't forget "classics" like "Chirpy Chirpy, Cheep Cheep" and "The Do-ron-ron"

Velvet Vocals

AG A DO DO DO - PUSH MY APPLE*
SHAKE A TREE
AG A DO DO DO - PUSH MY APPLE* SHAKE A TREE
TO THE LEFT TO THE RIGHT - JUMP UP AND DOWN AND TOUCH YOUR KNEE
AG A DO DO DO TO THE HULA MELODY

* = Not sure of words at all really... but I know its one of those songs that just gets under your skin.. have a nice day

sceptre

Originally posted by Saint Something
* = Not sure of words at all really... but I know its one of those songs that just gets under your skin.. have a nice day

CHORUS: Agadoo-doo-doo push pineapple shake the tree agadoo-doo-doo push pineapple grind coffee to the left to the right jump up and down and to the knees come and dance every night sing with the hula melody.

I met a hula mistress somewhere in Waikiki well she was selling pineapple playing ukulele and when I went to the girl Come on and teach me to sway She laughed and whispered to me Yes come tonight to the bay.

BRIDGE: The lovely beach in the sky the moon of Kauai around calypso sarong we'll all be singing this song.

CHORUS X2

And down on the shore they gather romance she showed me much more not only to dance.

CHORUS X2

BRIDGE

CHORUS X2

Or if you just don't care, try the midheard ones at
http://www.amiright.com/misheard/artist/blacklace.shtml