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Wittle Wabbits

BioHazRd · 2002-04-26 13:39:19

A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?" And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy black wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle brown wabby over…

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26-04-2002 2:39pm

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BioHazRd

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A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp,
"Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"

And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and
asks,
"Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy black wabby or maybe
one like that cute wittle brown wabby over there?"

She in turn puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet
voice,
"I don't fink my pyfon weally gives a phuck!"

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#2 26-04-2002 3:08pm
tribble

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Nice one - I did NOT see that one coming:p

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#3 26-04-2002 3:09pm
Spiffing

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3rd f*cking time!

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.phps=&threadid=48774

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=49069

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#4 26-04-2002 6:02pm
BioHazRd

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Originally posted by Spiffing
3rd f*cking time!

OK OK no need to get p1ssed about it...I honestly didn't see those other ones - I don't check this board every day. If I saw them I wouldn't have posted it

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#5 26-04-2002 6:17pm
cournioni

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Good one...

Cool it Spiffing. If you seen it already don't reply to it alright?!

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#6 26-04-2002 7:35pm
Spiffing

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I'm just pissed with the fact theres not much time difference between the three....just wanted to point this out

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#7 26-04-2002 8:52pm
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Yeah like what kinda spa visits here everyday

Answer: All Students/Workers/Sluts and some coalmen i think...

Repetition the scourge of modern society methinks

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