Chat up lines!!

Idgeitman

"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

imeddyhobbs

I smell fish,i wanna go eat,lets go eat!

Healio

For this Weekend only (Walk up to Northsider):

Wanna come back to mine for a shower?

projectmayhem

Feral Mutant wrote:

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Idgeitman wrote:

"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

it seems evident that i've been chatting up a few boardsies

admiralofthefleet

hey you look nice, do you want to go 50/50 on a basta*d?*

hey you look nice, howz your stomach for a lodger?*

your a dog and i want to give you a bone*



*probably wont get you far

Sparky

admiralgar wrote:

hey you look nice, do you want to go 50/50 on a basta*d?*

hey you look nice, howz your stomach for a lodger?*

your a dog and i want to give you a bone*



*probably wont get you far

You remind me of a snack box.

Nice legs
tasty breasts
and a great looking box.

That wont get you far either

shane86

Nice legs, but theyd look even nicer wrapped around my neck :eek:

Some drunk taxi man was telling us he said this to a female customer one night. She reported him

"So i tell the carriage office to shove their ****in code of conduct up their gees, bunch of spastics"

Legend

jaggeh

"Have you got any <insert ethnic background> in you, would you like some?"

can back fire if they know the name of a drink from said ethnic region.

Sofaspud

My favourite is:

*walk up to hawt female in question*
"'Scuse me, my mate wants to know if you'll shag me."

Winters

Always found walking up to someone and going:
"A/S/L?" works very well.

Although I'd advise against saying "A/N/L?" aftwerwards. You tend to get a slap

DilbertPartII

you look...just like last year!:D

Black Swan

Most of these chat up lines belong in the humour forum or TCN.

OliviaM

whatever:rolleyes: