Spank the monkey!!!

Lemming

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I spanked the monkey @ 384 miles per/hour

Zab

848mph.... but I think I cheated.

Zab.

Spiffing

This is really old

1485mph

Velvet Vocals

just because you said Monkey...


ODE TO THE MONKEY WORKERS ( a work in progress)

Listen now to may tale of woe
it'll make you feel so down and low
for I have discovered by chance of fate
that my job could done by Tarzan's mate

All the toil and sweat and tears
on my chosen path for careers
all for nothing, what a waist
it's leaving me with a very bad taste

"Some new team members" is what they said
"Starting on Monday, why don't you stay in bed?"
"Have a day off, sure no one will mind"
Great says I - aren't they so kind

In on Tuesday, refreshed and well,
but wait, what is that terrible smell?
why is there hair all over that girls face?
Why are there bananas all over the place?

Suddenly it begins to click,
how could I have been so thick,
in my absence I've been replaced
by Bubbles and his bunch of mates

Cheep labor is what they are
how am I going to pay for my new car?
so hear this, and take heed
no matter what your race or creed
easily replaced you'll be
by Bozo the ****ing Monkey

So don't go making the same mistakes
always watch out for the bleedin Primates!



Ey thank you..

Oeneus

The tough part is trying to get a really really low score. The lowest I can get is 52mph

Lemming

Saint ... great sig pic!!!

the flumps are cool (particularly at 3am on sun. morning when you're pissed as a fart and watching the entire series on dvd with your mates )

pauldeehan

194 miles per hour. I've not had a lot of practice...

Spiffing

Originally posted by Oeneus
The tough part is trying to get a really really low score. The lowest I can get is 52mph

51mph

Oeneus

Oh damn you!:D

seamus

It's well cheatable:
http://www.boards.ie/members/seamus/monkey.JPG

:D

Spiffing

Yep. Turn up the sensitivity

Corega

That monkey must be spanked silly!!!!!

Tellox

turn up sensitivity, now as fast as you can, get bring you slapping hand out of the flash window. now, put it back in right under the monkey and fly up with it as fast as you can.

Tellox

51mph.

Corega

Eircom will be liquidised in the next decade, they have a monopoly at the mo but an American or other western country will realise that if another telecommunications company started up here they would receive all the business and eircom would be forced to shut down its operations. we can only hope it happens soon.

Caesar_Bojangle

finally i can spank my monkey in public without been fined

Makaveli

Originally posted by Corega
Eircom will be liquidised in the next decade, they have a monopoly at the mo but an American or other western country will realise that if another telecommunications company started up here they would receive all the business and eircom would be forced to shut down its operations. we can only hope it happens soon.

I concur. Wait was this supposed to be about spanking a monkey?
Slowest 51mph
Fastest 588mph

cartman

529
its odd...when u try fast u hit it slow try slow u hit it fast
prettty cool though

Velvet Vocals

Originally posted by Lemming
Saint ... great sig pic!!!

the flumps are cool (particularly at 3am on sun. morning when you're pissed as a fart and watching the entire series on dvd with your mates )

Thanks.. I totally agree.. the Flumps - what a show.. they don't make em like that anymore...
Clangers.. also another good one for the memories.. not a good one for the hangovers though

As you can see I've changed my sig pic again.. but Flumps will always have a place in my heart....

Spunog UIE

got 690 with out adjusting mouse speed, can't change it in college. but eh ya cna move the hand off the top of the screen and then back down over the monkey.

SPANK THE MONKEY