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Aspro

You've probably seen this before but I decided to just take the píss out of it. Pass it on...............



1. What time is it: 14:32
2. Name: Mark Cleary
3. Nicknames: Aspro
4. Parent's names: John & Barbara
5. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake: Can't remember - it was a hash cake
6.Day that you regularly blow them out : 16th July
7. Pets: Crabs, Headlice
8. Height: 5'8"
9. Eye color: Red - I was drinking with Sean last night
10. Hair color: Dark blonde
11. Piercings: eyeballs and arse
12. Tattoos: Supercalifragilisticexbealadocious on my todger
13. Do you love your job: Would I be wasting time sending e-mails if I did
14. Birthplace: ireland
15. Hometown: Dublin
17. Been in love before?: No, it was just food poisoning
18. Been to Africa? : Been to the moon
19. Loved somebody so much it made you cry?: Yeah but the wool gave me a
nasty rash
20. Been in a car accident? Yeah, sorry. Was that yours parked outside?
21. Croutons or Bacon Bits ? First or second-hand
22. Coffee or Coffee ice cream? : Beer
23. Dumper or Dumpee?: Is this a fetish question
24. Salad Dressing?: Girly food
25. Color of socks: black
26. Best Sporting Team: San Francisco 69ers cheerleading team phnarr phnarr
27. Movie: The Matrix
28. Favorite line From A Song: "Well I bet me mates I could get a date with
a bird called Debbie McGrattan, she came into the place, looked at me face -

it was one that she hadn't sat on"
29.favorite holiday: Anywhere warm and sunny
30. Favorite Food: chinese/indian
31. Favorite day of the week: Saturday
32. Song at the moment:
33. Favorite TV show: Mark Thomas Comedy Product
34. Toothpaste: Ah feck off with yer toothpaste
35. Restaurant: The chinese place in Lanzarote last summer - deadly grub!
36. Least favorite thing: questionnaires


What color is your bedroom carpet?: Beige, apart from where I got sick on it.
41. How many times did you fail your Drivers License test? Never
42. What do you think of Ouija boards? Deadly. I talked dirty to the Queen
Mother last night
43. Where do you see yourself in 10 years? Still sending you stupid e-mails
44. Who was the last person you got Email from before this? dirty ol'Sean
45. Which single store would you choose to max your credit card: Yer ma's
brothel

Zaigon

1. What time is it? 1:02pm
2. Name? Zaigon
3. Nicknames? Zaigon
4. Parents names? Gerald and Pearl
5. Number of candles that appeared on last birthday cake? I will tell you in 2 months when my next one comes about
6. Day that I regularly blow them out? 67 days more
7. Pets? annoying Bird
8. Height? 5'7 - 5'8
9. Eye Color? Brown
10. Hair Color? Dark (Black) (shaved now)
11. Piercings? Negatory.
12. Tatoos? 2 (on neck) (on arm)
13. Do I love my job? what is a job?
14. Birthplace? In a hospital
15. Hometown? somewhere small and sucky
17. Been in Love before? Yes.
18. Been to Africa? No
19. Loved somebody so much it made you cry? Yes.
20. Been in a car accident? Yes.
21. Croutons or Bacon Bits? Croutons
22. Coffee or Coffee Ice Cream? Coffee
23. Dumper or Dumpee? Dumper
24. Salad Dressing? Thousand Island
25. Color of Socks? White
26. Best Sporting Team? Los Angeles Lakers
27. Movie? Training Day
28. Favorite Line from a Song? how about a movie.. "Death is forever, Life.. is not!"
29. Favorite Holiday? Christmas
30. Favorite Food? Chinese
31. Favorite Day of the Week? Monday
32. Song at the moment? "What's Love"? Ashanti..
33. Favorite TV Show? Monday Night Raw
34. Toothpaste? whatever is handy
35. Restarant? Friendlys
36. Least Favorite Thing? Chores

What color is your bedroom carpet? Green
41. How many times you fail your drivers licence? 0
42. What do I think of Ouiji Boards? fake
43. where do I see myself in 10 years? married, hopefully..
44. who was the last person I got an e-mail from? Angie
45. which store would I max a credit card at? Circuit City

pauldeehan

1. What time is it: 23.10
2. Name: Paul Deehan
3. Nicknames: UnclePauly, Mach 3,
4. Parent's names: Patrick and Paula
5. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake: 6. On my ninth birthday.
6.Day that you regularly blow them out : 27th November
7. Pets: I'm cultivating fungi in my sock drawer.
8. Height: no idea. I never measure myself.
9. Eye color: No idea. It's kinda grey with these yellow flecks round the pupils.
10. Hair color: Black. Like my soul.
11. Piercings: none
12. Tattoos: none
13. Do you love your job: Yeah. They pay me to stand beside a pool. It's great.
14. Birthplace: N.Ireland
15. Hometown: Magherafelt
17. Been in love before?: No, she pressed charges.
18. Been to Africa? : Been in Grand Canaria, off the African coast.
19. Loved somebody so much it made you cry?: Yes. But she pressed charges as well.
20. Been in a car accident? No. Saw my brother and sister crash one.
21. Croutons or Bacon Bits ? Bacon bits.
22. Coffee or Coffee ice cream? : Coffee
23. Dumper or Dumpee?: Uh... reciever of restraining order.
24. Salad Dressing?: Rabbit food.
25. Color of socks: Grey
26. Best Sporting Team: Team Noel (thats an in joke)
27. Movie: I know too many good films to list.
28. Favorite line From A Song:
"Well I've had too much to drink, don't ask me now, head in the sink"
29.favorite holiday: Skiing. It ****ing rules.
30. Favorite Food: chinese- Shredded Chicken in garlic and chilli sauce. Hot stuff.
31. Favorite day of the week: Saturday
32. Song at the moment: Blue Flashing Light- Travis
33. Favorite TV show: 24
34. Toothpaste: Sorry, I just use the stuff.
35. Restaurant: I don't have a favourite restaurant. Old people have favourite restaurants. I get takeouts from Bamboo Gardens if that's what you mean.
36. Least favorite thing: Dealing with idiots.


What color is your bedroom carpet?: I have wooden floors.
41. How many times did you fail your Drivers License test? Still learning.
42. What do you think of Ouija boards? Not that good. The dead are as interesting as the living.
43. Where do you see yourself in 10 years? Jail or dead.
44. Who was the last person you got Email from before this? A review for a short story I wrote.
45. Which single store would you choose to max your credit card: Hmmm. A car dealer.