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  • 04-05-2002 12:33am
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    > For those of you who don't have kids or are
    >far too young to remember the
    > splendid children's TV programme "Rainbow",
    >this may be a little lost on
    > you...... but it must have been a great
    >episode to watch!
    >
    >
    > Almost too ridiculous to believe... These
    >are taken from original Rainbow
    > scripts and there's no way these could have
    >been done by Accident. Innuendo
    > all the way
    >
    > The sketch opens with Zippy peeling a
    >banana.....
    > Zippy: " One skin, two skin, three skin,
    >four "
    > George: " Zippy, where is Bungle?"
    > Zippy: " I think Geoffrey is trying to get
    >him up"
    > We see a view of the door and hear Bungle
    >moaning from behind it.
    > Bungle: " Geoffrey, I can't get it in"
    > Geoffrey: "You managed it last night"
    > Bungle: "I know, lets try it round the
    >Otherway. Ooooooh, I've got it in"
    >
    > Bungle and Geoffrey enter the studio with
    >Bungle carrying a hammer and peg
    > kit
    >
    > Bungle: " Would you stick this on the shelf,
    >George"
    > George: " I can't reach, you'll have to
    >stick it up yourself,
    > Bungle."
    >
    > Geoffrey (to camera) " Hello everyone, today
    >we are talking about playing"
    > Bungle: " Playing with each other,
    >Geoffrey?"
    > Geoffrey:" Yes Bungle, do you have a special
    >friend that you like to play
    > with?"
    > George:" Yesterday we played with each
    >other's balls. Are we going to play
    > with our friend's balls today?
    > Bungle: " Yes, and we can play with our
    >twangers as well."
    > Geoffrey (to camera) Have you seen Bungles
    >twanger? Zippy:" Oh I have, I
    > showed him how to pluck with it."
    > Bungle: " It's my plucking instrument."
    > Geoffrey asks the audience if they can pluck
    >like Bungle
    > Zippy:" I can, I'm the best plucker here."
    > George;" And I'm good at banging. My peg's
    >hard isn't it Zippy?
    > Zippy:" Well of course it is, Your peg
    >wouldn't go in if it was soft."
    > Geoffrey;" Let's get back to Bungle's
    >twanger."
    > Bungle (excited) " Oooooh Geoffrey, we could
    >all play with our twangers
    > couldn't we? Let's play the plucking song.
    >Rod and Roger can get their
    > instruments out and Jane has got two lovely
    >Maracas."
    >
    > Singers Rod, Freddy and Jane enter.
    >
    > Freddy:" We could hear you all banging away"
    >Rod: " Banging can be fun."
    > Jane:" Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all
    >last night with Rod and
    > Freddy."
    > Freddy ( looking sad ) " Yes, but it broke
    >my plucking instrument."
    > Rod ( to Jane ) " Do you want to blow on my
    >pipe while I'm twanging away?"
    > Jane: " Oh no, I was banging away with
    >Freddy last night. But would you like
    >
    > to play with my maracas?
    > Zippy; " No, let's just pluck away with our
    >twangers." George:" Yes, it
    > doesn't matter what size our twanger is."
    > Zippy;" I've got a big red one." George: "
    >I've only got a tiny twanger.
    > But it works well and I like to play with
    >it."
    > Geoffrey (to viewers) " Well, have you got
    >your twangers out? And remember,
    > you can bang your balls at the same time.
    >If you haven't got any, ask a
    > friend if you can play with his. Now,let's
    >all play the plucking song."
    >
    > Everyone in studio: " Pluck, pluck, pluck
    >along, we're going to pluck all day."
    >


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