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  • 05-05-2002 3:51am
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    DapperGent
    Registered Users Posts: 4,838 ✭✭✭


    A man is eating his lunch and checking his lottery ticket when he realises that he's won the jackpot. He jumps up and races to his car and speeds off home. He careens into his driveway jumps out and bursts through the front door.

    He calls out to his wife "I just won the lottery! Get packing!"

    His wife comes running in, joy written all over her face and says "Where should I pack for? The mountains or the coast?"

    "I don't care just get the f*ck out!"


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    #2
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,230 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    ahahahahahahah funny


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    #3
    Spunog UIE
    Registered Users Posts: 2,651 ✭✭✭Spunog UIE


    brillant, heard it before but just as good the second time around!


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    Sangre
    Registered Users Posts: 12,154 ✭✭✭✭Sangre


    Hehe that 1 doesn't get old, oh wait it just did


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    cartman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,443 ✭✭✭cartman


    hehe very good :)


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