KILLER BISCUITS (pfff Americans !!!)

Gaz · 08-05-2002 3:39pm #1

KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER

> > (the actual AP headline)
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Lisa Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws,
and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.
One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Lisa's eyes were now open, and he looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Lisa replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Lisa refused to remove her hands
from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Lisa had a wad of biscuit dough on the back of her head...

A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.

Lisa is blonde.

Tellox · 08-05-2002 6:03pm

pmsl

Spiffing · 08-05-2002 7:39pm

Blonde. Says it all!

daveJAM · 08-05-2002 7:53pm

OMG

I'm not sure to take the piss out of Americans or Blonds.

Hmmmm Americans or Blonds, Americans or Blonds.
I know,

Stupid dumb Blond American!

Ahh that felt good.