Revenge Pranks, Need Suggestions Quick!!

phobos

Hello all,

At 5:30am this morning I awoke to a banging noise that sounded like someone was throwing rocks on the roof of our student house. I jumped out of bed, and outside in the front driveway I saw one of my mates pissing himself laughing on the ground. I rushed down the stairs to find them nailing a big white sheet over our front door. They were just in the process of spray painting a message on the sheet, when I opened the door and caught them. They quickly grabbed their tools of destruction (ladder, spray paint etc), and legged it.

It's all in the name of fun, but I need some suggestions to get them back. Myself and one of the other lads in the house, are planning to return the favor by visiting them in the early hours of tomorrow morning, or else the next morning.

It can't be destructive because they havent actually cause any damage to our house, so I don't want them loosing their deposits either. I have planned to print out random messages (each character A4 in size), and paste it to the front of their house. But that's just similar to what they did.

Any decent suggestions. I plan on taking photos when we've finished so the winner will have their prank photo up here soon.

;-phobos-)

bombidol

You know that this is going to get worse and worse, you get him back theyll get you etc etc.
But its great fun and i want to see the pictures.
If they have a garden, you could make little signs and put them on stakes and stick them into the ground in the grass. "Pedophiles R' Us" signs and so on would be funny.
Or you could buy a few rats and send them into the house via the postbox

I dunno ill think of a few good ones

bomb

Gaz

Go to the golden pages and start hiring anything and everything

Furniture removal, skips , pizza etc etc , have them all knocking on there door around the same time.

I cant think off the name of it but there is stuff you can put on grass to kill it ...if you can get that, write on the grass and it will be there for ages.

phobos

Excellent replies so far, keep them rolling in....

You are right though about WAR. I don't really have time for it to escalate, but these guys are going to keep it up right through the exams (****ers). lol

I am not one to sit around on my ass, and do nothing about it. I know I would enjoy going around there in the early hours for a laugh.

Also the house contains some early 20 something in it (3 lads), so the "Pedophiles R' Us" signs would do a treat. Also the gerbil, hamster thing would be good too, but cruel to the animals, and would cost money. But funny all the same. I will admit, something similar did cross my mind.

Anyway keep them coming in

;-phobos-)

Victor

1. My sister used to share a house with 3 girls in Shannon, there were 4 guys next door. One day the girls returned home to find beds & wardrobes in the living room and kitchen and kitchen table & chairs, sofa & arm chairs, etc. in the bedrooms upstairs.

2. Turn off their water supply at the stop cock on the pavement. (make sure they don't flood the house though).

3. Nick every wheely bin on the street and put it in their front garden.

Gordon

The burning poo:
Get a big moist dog poo and wrap it in toilet paper, set it alight and knock on their door, hopefully they'll open the door and stamp it out with their feet..

Or the clingfilm loo:
Put clingfilm perfectly flat over the rim of their toilet bowl, they will never see it and they make a big mess on the floor!!

I'll try and think of some more (You're living in different houses yes?)

hacktavist

Originally posted by Victor

3. Nick every wheely bin on the street and put it in their front garden.

Pure class.

EL_Diablo

Crap in a flaming bag!!Crap in a flaming bag!!

Put glue in their locks.
Plant a baggie of some sort of white powder. Then ring the Guards and leave an "anonymous tip"
Put fibreglass dust in their washing machine, or washing powder. The dust goes into their clothes and within 5 minutes of them putting the clothes on they will develop a nasty itch and rash that will last 2 or 3 days.
Put some slow drying glue on their toilet seats.
Advertise AA meetings, car boot sales, a methadone clinic etc.at their place.
Volunteer them for all sorts of charities.
Hide cheese or fish in awkward places around the house
Put their name/number in classified ads stating a preference for the weidest fetishes you can think of.
Start responding to the above mentioned ads using loads of different names.
Tie a large dead fish to a tree or pole just out of reach of all the local cats. The closer to their bedroom the better
If you or anyone you know is any way mechanically minded dismantle a small car and put it back together in their room. You can get one cheap from a junkyard.
Three words: Hose in letterbox.

Crap in flaming bag!! Crap in flaming bag!!

Skippy

get a girl to wring him and ask him out on a blind date. id say he would go 4 that. tell him ye have seen her and say that she is a cracker. then watch his face drop when you have a dog or even somthing else disgusting ther. Then laugh ur arse off. pick ur victim well

Victor

Originally posted by EL_Diablo
* Put glue in their locks.
* Then ring the Guards and leave an "anonymous tip"
* Put fibreglass dust in their washing machine, or washing powder.
* Put some slow drying glue on their toilet seats.
* Volunteer them for all sorts of charities.
* Three words: Hose in letterbox.

These go too far as they affect other people.

phaxx

http://www.flashback.se/arkiv/98/1/AVENGE1.TXT

Many of the suggestions there go too far, but it has some great pranks in there.

Dustaz

Originally posted by EL_Diablo

Plant a baggie of some sort of white powder. Then ring the Guards and leave an "anonymous tip"

DO NOT DO THIS!!

EL_Diablo

Yeah a lot of them shouldnt be used in a situation like this.And some are just plain evil and probably should never be used. (unless someone did something to really piss you off )
You could always fill a large bucket with hot water. Empty a bottle of washing up liquid in. Put in a few pounds of dry ice that has been crushed. Stand back.
This mixture will fill a small room with suds.
Or take the top off the toilet tank. Inside, there is usually a vertical plastic pipe about 1 inch in diameter. Going into the top of this pipe is a little plastic tube. Turn the tube outward and, if it is long enough, then put it toward the toilet bowl with the end just sticking out. Replace the tank cover, making sure that the little plastic tube is just sticking out. When someone flushes, the tube will squirt ice cold water.

smoke.me.a.kipper

Originally posted by Victor
1. My sister used to share a house with 3 girls in Shannon, there were 4 guys next door. One day the girls returned home to find beds & wardrobes in the living room and kitchen and kitchen table & chairs, sofa & arm chairs, etc. in the bedrooms upstairs.

nice!!

entropi

Originally posted by EL_Diablo
HEY , u nick my name in CS GGRRRRR..... :mad:

no, really, the wheeliebin one is very good and the paedo signs..... hehe

This one happened to a m8 of mine.... call up a mortar company and get a Tonne of gravel delivered to their door.

Otherwise......if u can get access to their gaff, get LOADS of fart spray-in-a-can and stink all their chairs up or unscrew their shower head and put in some vile thing that will go all over their heads

Hope u get your own back soon

hacktavist

Well tell us what you did then.

pauldeehan

Tell someone you can pin a glass of water to the wall -- a real glass, not a paper cup, using an ordinary straight pin. Naturally they won't believe, so you set out to prove it.
Get a glass of water and a pin. Hold the glass up to the wall and start to pin it up. And then drop the pin. You've got the glass in position just right, so you ask your victim real nice to get the pin for you. When they bend down to pick it up, dump the water on their head.

the fnj

Buy a magazine like in dublin and send various escorts to the house.

Roll them up in a carpet and throw them off a bridge.

Give them them the hose soaking of their lives.

Jambo

Buy some 2 part fire extinguisher mix , and just put one part in the cistern and one in the bowl - whoever flushes best run cause they will have a serious amount of foam to cleam up

ykt0di9url7bc3

replace all their shampoo with imac cream....

cover toilet bowl with cling film and remove light bulb.....

yoghurt on thier cars, plus flour, plus glitter spray.....

if they have a small car, lupo , cinqunto ( its a small fiat anyway!)
move it around different nights, to other side of road, in driveway, freaks them out no end

Gerry

Originally posted by The FANJ

Roll them up in a carpet and throw them off a bridge.

haha, nice one tom.

I find that ordering food to the house is always good, particularly if you are there at the time.

Mills

replace all their shampoo with imac cream....

Does that work? As in does it actually make them lose some/all of the hair? If it does, thats a ****ing evil one .

ykt0di9url7bc3

imac stinks, but by the time they realise it is already to late, sometimes it thins the hair out, or leave the hair with bald patches

Panda

Hmmm, som interesting pranks there.

A mate of mines house was attacked by some pranksters there last week, and we were devising some great ways to get them back, on the last day of the year.

The nice thing is that we know where the spare key is. :D:D
Trouble will ensue.

Anyway, heres a list of things what we came up with...
Beef stock cubes in the shower head.
Empty an entire bottle of washing up liquid into the toilet cistern.
Place banana skins and dead fishies in strategic locations.
Shaving foam bomb* their bathroom!!!
Put all their clothes in the attic, well some...
Rearrange their furniture.
Cook something interesting in the microwave, eggs methinks....
Fart spray their rooms.
Nettles in the bottom of their beds, ouchie foots.

The plan is to go to their house at around 9:00, at which point the people of the house will be out in the pub getting locked due to the end of the exams. Get the spare key, and enter the house.
Wreak havok.
Exit house.

Of course what happens, all depends on how drunk we will be at that stage.....

phobos

Right,

I wasn't in the house this time, but last night at around 10:30pm there was a knock at our front door. One of the girls answered the door (who was oblivious to any pranking so far). There before her stood a man in army combat gear, balla-clava(sp?), Army boots, and the tri-colour draped over his shoulders, with voting flyers supporting Sinn Féin. He spoke with a Northern accent, and asked for Joe (one of the other lads in the house). She was shocked, and ran in to the sitting room, telling Joe to go out to the door but to be careful.

He went out, and yourman said (once again in an excellent Northern accent)
"Hello Joseph, my name is Sean McCormack, and I'm with the Sinn Féin party, we got your name off the register, and want to know how you will be voting this coming election".

Joe assured him that he would be giving his #1 vote, and quickly closed the door (nearly ****ting his kacks).

Anyway yourman just buggered off after that. It turned out it was one of the lads cousins down from the North, with some FCA gear on.

Anyway I nearly pi$$ed myself laughing when I heard about it, just this morning. Apparently the lads have got pictures of Joe at the door talking to yourman, taken from a parked car across the street. If I can get my hands on them, they'll go up too.

Anyway, vengence will probably wait until the exams are over (just had the first one this morning). So that's wed the 22nd. I appreciate the suggestions so far, keep the rolling in. I am definately going to perform something for the camera, from ye're lists.

;-phobos-)

SheroN

haha the sinn fein one is a classic...brilliant.

seamus

OMG, they're some talented mates you've got there. Jaysus that'll be hard to top :D

Gordon

And the retaliation began, the war will churn and destroy all in its path.

What a great idea that Sinn Fein one, perfect, sheer genius. Hope they don't manage to top you on that

Panda

Careful now,
photos = incriminating evidence.

Oh and just in case ye dont know, this is what a shaving foam bomb is:
Procure can of shaving foam.
Place in freezer for a couple of hours until fully frozen. (i dont know how long exactly, but u cant be too careful)
Cut open can. (Now this is more than likely dangerous, i've never done this myself so take every precaution or better still dont do it at all.)
You should have a cylinder of compressed frozen shaving foam.
Leave in desired room, area.
As it defrosts it will expand to fill a reasonable area of the room, apparently it will fill a car but i dont know.


Oh and btw phobos take a looksie here, lots of pranks but a bit american at times.
www.pranksville.com
Look at the movie clips, theres one of some guy faking an electric shock, the reaction of the guy beside him is priceless.

thegills

1. When your mates are out break into their hous. Take a few photo's of their toothbrushes stuck in horrible things and places (use your imagination). Put the toothbrush's back. Leave the house and say nothing. When the dust settles after the exams and you're all together produce the photographs and watch them cringe.
2. If they leave a car in the driveway, go in at night, lift it up and rotate it 90 degrees. When they come out in the morning in a hurry they'll be screwed.
3. Buy some milk. Leave it for a few days until its rotten. When they are out replace their milk with yours. Enough said

rob1891

You've just reminded me of one of my old favourite sites on the net. Mark Driver and his ramblings on www.crashsite.com used to be a weekly affair with me. Admittedly somewhat juvenile and angst ridden now, I still say the man had talent and if you're bored check out the archive of the site (sadly discontinued 3 years ago (I think)) and his section of essays/rants in the top right corner.

http://www.independentproject.com/oldWFH/disk06/Crash/

And the article of particular interest (ie revenge, if a little hardcore, twisted, perverse ... etc)

http://www.independentproject.com/oldWFH/disk06/Crash/DriverArchive/Driverbox82.html

Rob

GreenHell

If they got door handles, lock it, get screwdriver and take out some off the stuff on the inside and fill up the gap in between with that stuff use of sealing in windows


You can always nick all their fuses.

Petty one:
Fridge magnets of letters knick all the vowels

You could try shrink wrapping them to their beds. They'd have to be well locked tho. Hmm I suppose thats a bit cliché.

Victor

Originally posted by Jabba
You could try shrink wrapping them to their beds. They'd have to be well locked tho. Hmm I suppose thats a bit cliché.

Could get messy if they are drunk.

The Pleasurer

theres nothing more the old pleasurer loves than a good old fashioned pranking session,(apart from a good old fashioned **** session of course but thats for a different thread).
heres what i propose you do to your so called mate
1/ pretend your a milkman and when his father goes off to work charm the pants off his mother and make sweet sweet love to her.
2/ tell your mate your banging some old tart down the road and that shes mad for a threesome.invite him along.
3/ as his mother opens the door take a photo of his expression.trust me he'll be shocked.i know

Report their car as being stolen, while they're away for the weekend... always fun.

MelKor

the one with the car sound fu<king great,

it reminded me of this one too (it was posted somewhere lately, cant remember where or who)

if they own a car, get 2 cans of shaving foam (the bigger the better) stick them in the freezer for a few days, give them a little shake before you do, the when their frozen, cut the bottom of tthe cans off and hide them somewhere in the car (under the seat would probably be the best place) then when they start to thaw out the'll expand filling the whole car up with the best a man can get!!:D


[edit] **** sorry just read the, your shaving foam bomb thing i should really read every post before i write one...mod please delete :rolleyes: [/edit]

yankinlk

Did this to a roomate in college.

Shortsheet their bed. Take a bedsheet, tuck it in at the top (under the pillow) then halfway down the bed fold the sheet back up the top of the bed. Cover this up with the blanket as normal.

when they come home drunk and try and get into the bed, they will only be able to get their feet down halfway.

Very comical when you do this to your roomate when he comes home drunk three nights in a row.

Jak

Depending on what scale you are going for - but sometimes the easy annoying pranks work pretty well.

We printed up a series of posters offering labrador puppies from a large litter for a free give away. Put friends home number and mobile on the bottom near the cutesy photo and then let strangers harass him daily till all the posters were gone.

If you know them well and want to push it a bit more you could try this prank - It is short lived but pretty good.

Get a hold of his mobile phone while you are out for drinks and edit your name in his phone to that of his girlfriend. Then later on send a text saying 'We need to talk, I'm pretty sure I'm pregnant" or something to that effect. Was pretty amusing for us to watch his reaction at the table as we all had a few drinks and he got the 'message' and ran off to call her.

JAK.

Harmo

Do the 98fm cashcall on him make sure he wins and ask him for his address and tell him to wait by his front door because the jeeps and the crew will be around to give him his novelty cheque:D

popinfresh

Put thir name and number in a gay personal page somewhere on the internet. Then thy'll have paedophiled ringing them up. And the best thing is they don't know it was you :d

spaczed

yeh, this is like the one. pick a suitable concert eg. westlife, and the tickets are always sold out. put an ad in buy and sell with their number and "unwanted present, selling for face value".

they're harassed for days by noisy teenagers!

Thanx 4 The Fish

Evan, one of the guys in work, has gotten hundreds of calls from labourers for the last couple of weeks, the reason being that one of the lads put an ad in the Galway Advertiser, with Evan's number and a notice for 10 labourers urgently needed.

Seems to have worked fairly well and has thoroughly pi**ed Evan off.

Victor

Originally posted by popinfresh
Put thir name and number in a gay personal page somewhere on the internet. Then thy'll have paedophiled ringing them up. And the best thing is they don't know it was you :d

When will people understand that gay is not teh same as paedophile.

Bottle_of_Smoke

Ah we pretty much do, it just really pisses one of my gay mates off when we have loud conversations to the effect of "Women love gays all of a sudden, are they gonna love peados next year?"

Corega

Hmmmmm........Mr.Revenge himelf has a few suggestions

1)Get some mates that they don't know, equip them with gardai uniforms or detective badges (much better) and get them to call to the house at about 4 in the morning acusing them of being rapists or to be "politically correct" sexual offenders and get your mates to give them a harrowing half-hour of interrogation

2)Put their names and phone numbers in the back of a porno mag saying something like hot males seek gay companions or something to that tune and see how many homos they get calling them

3)A subtle one this, deliver a dildo to one of them from a fake company such as "queers are us" with the company name and logo stamped all over the package, you would have to post it yourself obviously and might look a bit suspect in the post office but what the hell, the end result being that the other guys will be accustomed to thinking strange things about their mates social life.

Want to hear the end result regardless of whether you use any of those suggestion or not

Mercury_Tilt

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bubbles

Originally posted by Victor

When will people understand that gay is not teh same as paedophile.

Vistor should know!

Soz mate, ecosystem revenge

TacT

get a couple of condoms, fill them up with as much liquid as possible, preferably something sticky, although if it's a carpet that might be a bit cruel, then you have to squeeze them through the letter box, or through open windows, best to have a pin handy and put a couple of spray holes in em just before the launch

Nothing like an indoor sprinkler system on a summer's day

francie brady

Originally posted by Jak
Get a hold of his mobile phone while you are out for drinks and edit your name in his phone to that of his girlfriend. Then later on send a text saying 'We need to talk, I'm pretty sure I'm pregnant" or something to that effect. Was pretty amusing for us to watch his reaction at the table as we all had a few drinks and he got the 'message' and ran off to call her.

JAK.

This is great fun. I done it with an old boss. I pretended to be one of the women that worked for him. I sent him messages and he thought it was her. i told him that i fancied him and that i wanted him. He got abusive and and called me a dog, still thinking it was her. I knew he was at a meeting and i pestered him with texts. He treated to sack me. He only copped on what had happened when he came in the next day and called her to the office, she hadn't a clue what i had done, neddless to say i was the next one called into his office. I got away with it, and told the women all the things he said about her, she didn't like been called a dog. I left a few weeks after that.

Another time i put milton into their kettle and watched them drinking their tea. When they realised what they where drinking they rang the milton helpline, i was hoping all the staff and bosses would go to casuailty but they where told that drinking milton was ok??????????

TacT

Originally posted by francie brady

Another time i put milton into their kettle and watched them drinking their tea. When they realised what they where drinking they rang the milton helpline, i was hoping all the staff and bosses would go to casuailty but they where told that drinking milton was ok??????????

I don't know what they put in it but they should have been dead by the following morning :rolleyes: