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Blonde Joke with a difference.
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11-05-2002 10:31pm#1A blonde walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan
> officer.
> > She told him she was going to Europe on business for two weeks and
needed
> to
> > borrow $5,000.
> >
> > The bank officer said that security would be needed for the loan, so the
> > blonde handed over the keys to a new Rolls Royce that was parked on the
> > street in front of the bank. Her title to the car checked out, the bank
> > agreed to accept the car as collateral and gave her the loan.
> >
> > After she left, the bank personnel
> > enjoyed a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as
> collateral
> > against a $5000 loan. An employee then drove the Rolls into the bank's
> > underground garage and parked it.
> >
> > Two weeks later, the blonde returned and repaid the $5000 and interest,
> > which came to $15.41.
> >
> > The loan officer said, "Miss,
we are very happy to have had your
business,
> > and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little
puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are
a
multimillionaire. What puzzles us is ...why would you bother to borrow
$5000?"
To which the blonde replied, "Where else in New York City can I park my
> car
> > for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
> >
> > Finally, a smart blonde joke!
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