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Answers to "why did the chicken cross the road"

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  • 14-05-2002 9:40am
    #1
    xern
    Registered Users Posts: 452 ✭✭


    BILL GATES:
    I have just released eChicken 2000 which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. and internet explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken

    EINSTEIN:
    did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?

    DR. SEUSS:
    did the chicken cross the road?
    did he cross it with a toad?
    Yes! the chicken crossed the road,
    But why it crossed, I've not been told

    ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
    To die. In the rain.

    MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR:
    I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question

    GRANDPA:
    In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road and that was good enough for us.

    ARISTOTLE:
    It is the nature of chickens to cross the road

    SADDAM HUSSAIN:
    This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justifies in droppin 50 tons of nerve gas on it

    RONALD REAGAN:
    what chicken?

    CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK:
    to boldly go where no chicken has gone before

    COLNEL SANDERS:
    I missed one?

    BILL CLINTON:
    i did not cross the road with THAT chicken. what do you mean by chicken? could you drfine chicken please?


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    #2
    Acidflash
    Registered Users Posts: 1,228 ✭✭✭Acidflash


    Originally posted by xern

    SADDAM HUSSAIN:
    This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justifies in droppin 50 tons of nerve gas on it

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    nice one


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    MelKor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 185 ✭✭MelKor


    Originally posted by xern


    RONALD REAGAN:
    what chicken?


    :D:D fu<king priceless:D :D


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    #4
    Spiffing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 536 ✭✭✭Spiffing


    funneh :D


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    #5
    [CALIBUR]
    Registered Users Posts: 1,174 ✭✭✭[CALIBUR]


    hehe


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    #6
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,230 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    they are class!


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    Vivi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 54 ✭✭Vivi


    The Best one was!!
    Originally posted by xern

    GRANDPA:
    In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road and that was good enough for us.


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    #8
    EvilGeorge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 875 ✭✭✭EvilGeorge


    lol


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    #9
    Sangre
    Registered Users Posts: 12,154 ✭✭✭✭Sangre


    :) you have brought a smile to my day!


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