Ever noticed how...

Zoot

1) Moles are always smaller than you imagine.
2) At the end of every party there is always a fat girl crying.
4) You've never quite sure whether its ok to eat green crisps.
5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.
6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
8) You're never quite sure whether its against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.
9) Whatever your age the desire to make plastic dolls shag is almost impossible to resist.
10) Nobody ever dares make cup a soup in a bowl.
11) You never know where to look when eating an apple.
12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
14) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.
18) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.
19) Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.
21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong!
22) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a frisbee.
23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
24) You never ever run out of salt.
25) Old ladies can eat more than you think.
26) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you got your hand or head stuck in something.
28) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
29) Despite constant warning you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.
30) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.
31) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard
32) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood to specifically stir paint with.
33) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
34) Bricks are horrible to carry.
35) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.
36) Triangle sandwiches taste better than square ones.
37) Beneath every floating balloon is a tearful child.
38) People who get dumped are less likely to succeed in life.
39)Everyone believes that their mothers stew is the nicest in the world.
40) No man can pick up power tool like a drill without revving the power a few times.

banbutcher

Originally posted by Zoot
5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.

lol i did that last night!!!!!
i dont know what got in to me!! the 80's better not b comming back to haunt us!!

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.

oh.. the memories

*shudder*

seamus

27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you got your hand or head stuck in something.

That's the one got me.

Elmo

17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.

Much worse pronouncing Organism incorrectly in biology.

Rabies

40) No man can pick up power tool like a drill without revving the power a few times.

lol
so true......

Victor

Originally posted by Elmo
Much worse pronouncing Organism incorrectly in biology.

Or the teacher asking a student "Are you sterile?" (he meant "Are your hands sterile?") or "sub-cuticle fat is the reason women are soft and men are hard".

pauldeehan

Sharpening a pencil with a knife does make me feel manly.
Your perceptive powers are mindboggling.

Sangre

/me nervoulsy backs away from Zoot the mind reader..ummm i've never done any of them ...haha ahaaa..

Mossy Monk

30) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug

that happened to me last week and the pain is something else

31) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard

i am guilty of this

DrunkLeprachaun

*Shudders.
Yes, I agree with most of them. Not all though. What'd the fun be if we were all as wierd as each other?

rymus

Originally posted by Zoot
7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.

13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.

What about if you sharpened one end of a stick with a knife then prodded the fire with the stick? Manly X 2?

pauldeehan

What about if you sharpened one end of a stick with a knife then prodded the fire with the stick? Manly X 2?

No, because you'd get bonus points. And extra points if you managed to work in power tools some how.