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Big Black Dude and Small White Guy

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  • 17-05-2002 4:01pm
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    jonno
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    A small white guy goes into an elevator, when he gets in he notices a huge black dude standing next to him. The big black dude looks down upon the small white guy and says: "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, Turner Brown"

    The small white guy faints!! The big black dude picks up the small white guy and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him and asks the small white guy. "What's wrong?". The small white guy says; "Excuse me but what did you say?". The big black dude looks down and says "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, my name is Turner Brown." The small white guy says, "Thank god, I thought you said 'Turn around. '"


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    #2
    Gaz
    Registered Users Posts: 1,586 ✭✭✭Gaz


    bit of an old one that :rolleyes:


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    #3
    [CALIBUR]
    Registered Users Posts: 1,174 ✭✭✭[CALIBUR]


    HEHE


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    #4
    Sangre
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    :D nice one never heard that one


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    Makaveli
    Registered Users Posts: 8,503 ✭✭✭Makaveli


    Never heard it before either.
    It's good.


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    Oeneus
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    Is the skin colour relevant?


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