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  • 17-05-2002 7:19pm
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    GoneShootin
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    Two dads from the neighborhood were standing around watching their kids
    play on the playground. These guys are always trying to top each other with
    new jokes.

    One of the dads, Pete, pipes up and asks Bob if he knew anything about
    wrestling. Bob proceeds to tell him a thing or two, and walks up behind
    Pete and puts his right arm through his right armpit and his hand on Pete's
    neck.

    "What's this called?" Bob asks.

    "That's a half-nelson," Pete says as his right arm was pushed up over his head.

    "Very good, Petey," Bob replied. "Now, what's this?"

    He did the same exact thing to Pete's left arm leaving him with both hands
    over his head while standing behind him.

    "That's a full-nelson," Pete said, trying to figure out what Bob's joke
    could be.

    "Right!" Bob said. Then, remaining behind Pete with both his hands forcing
    Pete's over by putting pressure on his neck, Bob bent Pete over and began
    grinding his hips into his ass.

    "So what's this?" Bob said.

    "I don't know," Pete admitted.

    Bob shouted, "It's a Father Nelson!"


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