Apples

Rabies · 20-05-2002 3:28pm #1

A guy is driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying
"Apples - $5.00 each." He thinks that is a lot of money so he decides
to go see what's up. He goes up to the farmer and says, "Hey, how come
these apples are 5 bucks each?" The farmer replies, "They are peanut
butter and jelly apples." The farmer hands him one and says, "Here, try
one." So the man takes a bite out of the apple and says, "Peanut butter
- that's great, but I thought you said that they were peanut butter and
jelly apples."

The farmer tells the man to turn it around. The man bites the other
side and exclaims "Son of a gun - jelly!" The man says, "These apples
are great - give me some." He gets back in his car and drives a little
further down the road and then sees another sign "Apples - $10 each."
Again, he pulls over, goes to the farmer and says, "Hey, what's up with
these apples?"

The farmer says, "They're ham and cheese apples. Here, try one." The
guy takes a bite and exclaims, "Son of a gun - ham!" The guy then says,
"Let me guess - I have to turn it around." The farmer says "You got
it." The guy bites the other side and says, "Cheese." Again the man
says, "These apples are great - give me some."

Then he gets back in his car and drives down the road. He comes upon a
third sign that says "Apples - $50 each." The guy really wants to see
what's up with these apples. Again, he pulls over, goes up to the farmer
and says, "What's the deal with these apples? 50 bucks each?"

The farmer tells him that "These apples are p u s s y apples. Here, try one."

The guy takes a bite out of it and says, "Yuck! This apple tastes like
sh|t."

The farmer says, "Turn it around!"