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This was never in the Disney version

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  • 21-05-2002 10:49am
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    Aspro
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    The seven dwarfs are invited to the Vatican to meet the Pope. When they are received the Pope notices that one of them is very nervous and edgy. "Come forward, my son", he says. "Is there something you wish to ask me?"
    Dopey is pushed forward by the other dwarfs who are giggling to themselves.
    "Your holiness, are there any dwarf nuns in the the Vatican City?" asks Dopey.
    "No, my son. There are not," answers the Pope. The other dwarfs dig each other in the ribs and to control themselves.
    "Are there any dwarf nuns in the whole of Italy?" asks Dopey.
    "No, my son. There are none in Italy" says the Pope.
    The other dwarfs can barely contain themselves at this stage.
    "Your holiness, are there any dwarf nuns in the whole world?" Dopey desperately inquires.
    "No, my son. There are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world" says the Pope.
    At this point the dwarfs are rolling around the floor in fits of laughter.
    "What is so funny my children??" inquires the confused pontiff.
    "Dopey shagged a penguin, Dopey shagged a penguin!!!!!"


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