questions that need to be answered!!!

woosaysdan

Are there female leprechauns?
Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?
Do birds pee?
If you had x-ray vision, but closed your eyes, could you still see?
If a water spins clockwise when it drains in the northern hemisphere, and water spins counterclockwise when it drains in the southern hemisphere...which way does it spin at the equator?
If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would you be walking faster than the speed of sound?
What does OK actually mean?
If your born at exactly midnight is your birthday on both those days?
If you decide that you're indecisive, which one are you?
Why is it we have the weight of the world on our shoulders but have to get it off our chests?
What is a male ladybug called?
Why can't mascara be put on with mouths closed?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out"?
What came first, the fruit or the color orange?
Where does the white go when the snow melts?
Can blind people see their dreams?
If Wile Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?
Did Adam and Eve have navels?

Rabies

Can blind people see their dreams?

that is one headwrecking question

Aspro

Are there female leprechauns?
Ever woken up beside a small woman with facial hair?

Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?
Ever noticed why farmers wear rubber boots?

Do birds pee?
Yes. But it's not as much fun píssing on your windscreen

If you had x-ray vision, but closed your eyes, could you still see?
Would you ever close your eyes again!!!!!

If a water spins clockwise when it drains in the northern hemisphere, and water spins counterclockwise when it drains in the southern hemisphere...which way does it spin at the equator?
If you were anywhere that sunny and warm would you be arsed studying the jacks?

If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would you be walking faster than the speed of sound?
Dunno. Ask Stephen Hawking

What does OK actually mean?
Possibly Native American - Choctaw - "oke" - "it is"
(Or else oral knowledge, which sounds more fun)

If your born at exactly midnight is your birthday on both those days?
As the new day begins at exactly 12midnight, your birthday would be recognised as the following day (but you can go on the píss on either, I believe)

If you decide that you're indecisive, which one are you?
Can't make up my mind

Why is it we have the weight of the world on our shoulders but have to get it off our chests?
I've a pain in my bóllix, cos your getting on my tits

What is a male ladybug called?
Brian

Why can't mascara be put on with mouths closed?
Same reason you close your eyes when you sneeze

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out"?
See the sheep farmer above

What came first, the fruit or the color orange?
The advert

Where does the white go when the snow melts?
How much time do you have on your hands?

Can blind people see their dreams?
Slight sensation and movement, no defined images, I believe (do fish have wet dreams?)

If Wile Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
He wasn't trying to eat Roadrunner;)

Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
donnt no

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?
Would you trust Goofy?

Did Adam and Eve have navels?
I give up