Roy Keane

Samson

They don't take long do they ?

http://216.71.96.199/misc-images/keano.jpg

Blade

Posted that earlier today in the world cup board. Interesting to see if indeed he did put another woman up the pole. He deserves everything he gets the @rsehole.

cartman

roy keane was our only hope even the news said it :(we are notin now:(

pauldeehan

Agreed Blade. Asshole thought he ran the show and now he knows better.

Vikktakkht

Keanes a prima donna @rse, like most Man U players.... but without him I think you're buggered

Case

Light hearted poetry about Roy
Got this on email..not bad

This is a tale of the man called Roy,
And how he filled our hearts with joy,
Until the **** in the FAI
Booked a pitch that was completely dry.

A muscle tightened and a tendon stretched,
Roy was livid, and the lads said 'Sketch!'
Roy said "All credit to me at the end of the day,
Me go in goal? F*ck, no way!"

Roy had a go at Bonner and Kelly,
Coz while the team was training, the keepers watched telly. There'd been
bust-ups before, this wasn't the first, Meanwhile the players were dying
of thirst.

Cos the FAI made a deal for some energy drink,
But they forgot to bring it, so what did Roy think?
"You're some langer!" he screamed at Mick,
While Duff explained to Jason that 'langer' meant pr**k.

So Roy packed his bags and went to bed,
To rest all the blood that rushed to his head.
He said he'd go home, but would he really?
Meanwhile Mick called up poor Colin Healy.

"We need you Colin, pack your bag,
You're in the squad coz Roy lost his rag."
Roy rang Alex, who was at home in his gaff,
And Alex said "Roy, you're having a laugh!"

"You're at the World Cup, the centre stage,
Put a cork in your murderous rage!"
So Roy changed his mind and decided to stay,
And told Mick it's cool, he just had a bad day.

The next day Roy told his story in the papers,
But Mick had enough of his captain's capers
He called a meeting, and Jason got lost,
And Roy was asked to explain to the boss.

What it was that was getting him down,
Roy's vein popped out, and he made that frown.
"Obviously as I said like, at the end of the day,
I am the captain and I want my own way."

"I want keepers to train, and I want a decent pitch,
And a decent manager, you son-of-a-bitch!"
Quinner, Kelly and Stan stood up tall,
And said "Roy, you're not the only one who can kick a ball!"

"And Roy said "I know, Duff can play too,
And other Keane and Reid, but Christ look at you!
You're has-beens, you're muppets who can't take the heat,
And Quinn you can head, but don't you know you have feet?!"

Mick said "That's it, you're taking the piss",
As Jason arrived and said "Right, what did I miss?"
Roy was not welcome, and told to go home,
And in true FAI style, they got RyanAir on the phone.

There weren't any flights until the next day,
So Roy went to bed while the whole country prayed.
Please help us Jebus, Bertie and the Pope,
Because without Roy in Japan, we haven't a hope.

Rabies

Case i was just about to post that...
you beat me to it....
just got in an email.

Mercury_Tilt

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flyz

yet another piccy...

Shane

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de5p0i1er

Hes an ass hole, but he's the best midfielder we have and we need him.

MelKor

Originally posted by Case


"You're some langer!" he screamed at Mick,
While Duff explained to Jason that 'langer' meant pr**k.

Mick said "That's it, you're taking the piss",
As Jason arrived and said "Right, what did I miss?"

fu<king classic:D

Mr E

It was great hearing the ode on TodayFM this morning. It was read out by all the TodayFM characters (Roy, Mick, Jason, Gaybo, Alex), and they very creatively got around the swear words !!

It should be on about 9:40 for those who missed it.
It'll also be on Dempsey's Weekend on Sunday morning.

- Dave.

sixpack's little hat

NEWSFLASH : keane to play first match

smoke.me.a.kipper

roffle.

jd

To the tune of Eminem's "Stan" :

Dear Mick I wrote ya but you still ain't callin' I left the mobile
number and Fergie's at the bottom,
I sent you two texts this morning you must not have got them there
probably was a problem with the digifone or something
Sometimes I send em arseways, so sloppy when I jot em, but anyway
feck it whats been up man how's steve Staunton?
I was there before him I was the Ireland captain, but at the end we
had a bust up and something happened!
I really have to tell you this Mick I'm Sorry, I just felt your
preparation and the training ground was sloppy
I know I never told you this before but I'm a football fan, I really
want to play for Ireland in Japan, and about those arguments mick I
don't
give a damn, you know were gonna win fu'ck all if its Quinny and Stan
But anyway I hope ya get this Mick, give me a call, get on the ball,
as I said before at the end of the day anyway

CHORUS

MICK MCCARTHYS ON THE BALL
THE TEAM IS GONNA FALL
HE MADE STEVE STAUNTON THE CAPTAIN
BUT HE'S NO GOOD AT ALL
AND EVEN IF HE WAS AT THE END OF THE DAY
THE WRITINGS ON THE WALL
WHAT I SAID MICK, IT WERENT SO BAD IT WEREN'T SO BAD

Dear Mick you still ain't called or wrote I hope you have a chance,
I ain't mad you but ya should never have said that sh'it about Tehran,
now
you've a new captain he's 36 years old, ye shouldn't have turned yer
back on me
and sent me home to the freezing cold.
That's pretty s hitty Mick, I'm like a fuc'kin icon, now I'm wonderin
around cork with me dog and a pair of nikes on,
I ain't that mad though I just don't like bein lied to, remember in
USA 94,you said if I fight you you would fight back, see I'm just like
you
in a way I never took no bullsh'it either and love my wife and sometimes
I
need her, I can relate to what you said about Saipan, but then I had a
sh'itty
day and told the world about you man,
Now I ain't really got sh'it else, so you can't stop me bein depressed oh
yeah
I'm glad I finaly got that off my chest


MICK MCCARTHYS ON THE BALL
THE TEAM IS GONNA FALL
HE MADE STEVE STAUNTON THE CAPTAIN
BUT HE'S NO GOOD AT ALL
AND EVEN IF HE WAS AT THE END OF THE DAY
THE WRITINGS ON THE WALL
WHAT I SAID MICK, IT WERENT SO BAD IT WEREN'T SO BAD

Dear Mr "I'm to good to call or write Roy Keane", that will be the
last time I ever play for this team, its been two days and still no call
I
don't deserve it? I know you want me back 4 million of the nation think
I'm worth it, so this is my interview I'm sending you I hope you hear
it, Im
in Cheshire now with my dog his name is Freeway
Hey Mick I have an injry? Dare me to try?
You know that time Phil Babb and Kennedy kicked the car in the light
of the night and you brought back one cos he was the one who knew you
had found him, and didn't bring Phil back cos you thought he was a clown
and this kind how this is you coulda rescued me profoundly now its too
late I'm on the Heinekin and feelin drowsy!
And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call, 7-up have ripped all
of my pictures of the wall, I love the game we could have won together
think about it, you ruined it now I hope you can't sleep and you dream
about it, I hope the Germans stuff us bad and you can't breathe without
me

MICK MCCARTHYS ON THE BALL
THE TEAM IS GONNA FALL
HE MADE STEVE STAUNTON THE CAPTAIN
BUT HE'S NO GOOD AT ALL
AND EVEN IF HE WAS AT THE END OF THE DAY
THE WRITINGS ON THE WALL
WHAT I SAID MICK, IT WERENT SO BAD IT WEREN'T SO BAD

Case

Another Carsberg take on it.......

Mick McCarthy doesn't send players home
but if he did they'd probably be
the best players in the world

sceptre

Carlsberg Sack McCarthy

Crap work on adding the logo to the page though

EUPHORchic

my names keane and i love jokes i thought it wud be kool to call my manager a ****ing **** and get away with it now i cant play 4 my shiny cup full of carlesberg!!!!!

SHAMAN

LOL

eth0_

Originally posted by EUPHORchic
my names keane and i love jokes i thought it wud be kool to call my manager a ****ing **** and get away with it now i cant play 4 my shiny cup full of carlesberg!!!!!

Wow "EUPHORchic", you're a failure and grammar and spelling, and a failure at humour too. That's a neat trick you've got goin' on there. Take a bow.

Dr. Loon

Originally posted by eth0_


Wow "EUPHORchic", you're a failure and grammar and spelling, and a failure at humour too. That's a neat trick you've got goin' on there. Take a bow.

Don't take the píss out of people's fúckin grammar\spelling you príck. It's not funny

beaver

Yeah, don't critisise people for being idiots! Maybe for being utterly humourless though?

EUPHORchic's two posts thus far have been unworthy of bandwidth.

oeNeo

Roflol at the poem and the Stan song. Classic. :cool:

Tellox

didnt expect to see this bumped up again o_O
Just looking over that poem..

And Quinn you can head, but don't you know you have feet?!

He doesnt need feet. Not after his 92min header to robbie..

and rofl@roy keane in cameroonians clothing

Shiminay

eth0_, please don't be a spa dragging up old posts.

Cop yourself on - have you got nothing else for doing?

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