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What would you like for breakfast...

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  • 26-05-2002 12:11am
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    Shane
    Closed Accounts Posts: 382 ✭✭


    A 7-year-old boy and his 4-year-old brother are upstairs in their bedroom. The 7-year-old is explaining that it is high time that the two of them begin swearing. When his little brother responds enthusiastically, the 7 year old says, "When we go down stairs for breakfast this morning, I'll say "hell" and you say "ass." The 4-year-old happily agrees. As the two boys are seating themselves at the breakfast table, their Mother walks in and asks her older son what he would like to eat for breakfast. The 7 year old replies, "Ah hell, mom, I'll just have some Cheerios." "WHACK!" The surprised mother reacts quickly. The boy runs upstairs, bawling and rubbing his behind. With a sterner voice, the mother then asks the younger son, "And what would YOU like for breakfast?"...


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    #2
    Monkey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 927 ✭✭✭Monkey


    Fix that signature for god's sake


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    Mercury_Tilt
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    Spunog UIE
    Registered Users Posts: 2,651 ✭✭✭Spunog UIE


    it does indeed, and funny, tho, ffs finish your jokes and do em right. grrrrrrrr


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