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Before And After

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  • 27-05-2002 12:47pm
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    TheWolf
    Registered Users Posts: 801 ✭✭✭


    A husband and wife go off to bed. As soon as they
    settle down, the man leans over and whispers softly
    "Hey snuggle boopy boops, your little hubby wubby
    isn't quite ready for nite-nite yet."
    The wife takes the hint and says "OK, but I have
    to use the bathroom first." So off she goes, but on
    her way back she trips over a piece of carpet and
    lands flat on her face. Her husband jumps up
    concerned. "Oh my little hunny bunny, is your
    nosey-wosey all right?"
    No harm is done, so she jumps into bed and they have
    mad sex for two hours. Afterwards, the wife goes off
    to the bathroom again, but on her way she trips over
    the same piece of carpet and again lands flat on her face
    on the floor.
    Her husband looks over and grunts, "clumsy bitch."


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    #2
    Mossy Monk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    i like that


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    #3
    Spunog UIE
    Registered Users Posts: 2,651 ✭✭✭Spunog UIE


    ahh thats brillo, totally forgot about that joke till the 2nd last line still brings a smile to the face. :)


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    [CALIBUR]
    Registered Users Posts: 1,174 ✭✭✭[CALIBUR]


    good one


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    rymus
    Registered Users Posts: 8,819 ✭✭✭rymus


    Mwah ha... "clumsy bitch" great stuff...


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