New board request - "Vice"

Shinji

After discussions with a number of boards.ie posters on IRC, it has come to my attention that quite a lot of them have sisters of, er, a certain age shall we say. Dustaz could elaborate for you on what I mean.

In the interests of free commerce, I believe that we need a board which allows people to profit from this valuable resource in their immediate family, while simultaneously providing a useful service to those poor deprived elderly souls among us who have not had the benefit of female company in quite some time. Again, Dustaz could elaborate on this condition for you, but if he starts talking about cobwebs, I suggest you simply don't listen as it's all too foul to contemplate.

The new board would look, I expect, something like this:

http://www.yorema.com/images/sisters.jpg

Who's with me!

seamus

It was only a matter of time........ :rolleyes:

That pic 0wns tho

Mills

Yeah sounds like an idea alright, we're missing a board for issues like that.

I suggest we make it private only, such a forum would be open to abuse. To gain access to said board we should require evidence that the member has a sister or other female family member who complies with the Sale of Goods and supply of services Act 1980 (ie. Is of merchantible quality, fit for the purpose intended, and as described). Such evidence could possibly be supplied in photographic form.

MindPhuck

roffle.

WhiteWashMan

can i be mod.
i know a lot about sisters and yore ma in general

Shad0r

lmao.......

I heartily endorse this product and/or service...

RopeDrink

Hmm - I have a sister, nine years of age (Just gone).
Does this mean I can recieve access to this rather estranged forum? :rolleyes:

Pepe LeFrits

Yep, this board is a good idea. We will need a group of 'contributers' to keep it alive though - El Marco and Timo will need positions of importance. I don't agree with Mills on making it private though. I think it should be like the CS board being read-only. Only those with eh, attractive sisters or those who wish to write 'reviews' on the services provided should be allowed post.

Kraken

i only have 4 sisters anyway to sell them off?

smoke.me.a.kipper

i 'heart' this idea.

amp

/me puts three thumbs up

Kairo

I have 3, ages 16 to 25
I endorse this product and/or service.

I also endorse posting pics of ElMarco's Sister

yellum

Cool. Wish I wasn't an only kid.

Mercury_Tilt

This post has been deleted.

regi

I thought yorema.com was where you put 'all the stuff you couldn't get anyway with on boards.ie'

This thread is obviously blatent self-promotion and not a serious request for a forum.

strat

One step closer to the perpetual porn board...

gets my vote

Shinji

I thought yorema.com was where you put 'all the stuff you couldn't get anyway with on boards.ie'

That's the idea. And when I actually get around to putting some libellous stuff ON it, maybe it'll even be that.

This thread is obviously blatent self-promotion and not a serious request for a forum.

Utter lies! I'd swap my sister for Kyro's three beauties any day of the week! This is a serious request, and potentially a major commercial revenue-spinner for Boards Ltd! Reconsider!

Kairo

Pics to follow.

Who needs advertising...when you've got Sisters!

Dont be at yourself

I fully support this motion.

I myself can offer a just-turned-12-year-old who I've often been told looks like a 16 year old.

Am willing to trade for Elmarco's sister.

Mills

potentially a major commercial revenue-spinner for Boards Ltd!

I never thought of that, we could have a system whereby a percentage of the money involved in a trade goes to the boards, a sort of commission?

Am willing to trade for Elmarco's sister.

Aren't we all? The price is going to be high for that one .

Dont be at yourself

I'm confident my sister will be an adequate replacement. Failing that, I'll consider relieving Timo of a sibling or two.

DeVore

LOL thats a cracker....

I notice bubbles is reading that forum 4 times...
Perhaps 4 different browsers? Enough so that he's maxing out his 10 meg line with sister-pics?

DeV.

DeadBankClerk

The memories

Victor

Lads are ye on this list?

smiles

Ah, boys

Well, having previously sold myself with DeVore's permission:

Session Start: Wed Jan 16 17:49:40 2002
<Fio[Smiles]> hehe
<Fio[Smiles]> the boards is being used for buying women
<Fio[Smiles]> is this always what you intended it for?
<DeVore> yes
<DeVore> totally
<Fio[Smiles]> wow.
<DeVore> we also want to sell and swop them
<DeVore> but buying is our first phase
<Fio[Smiles]> any advice on how i'd go about it?
<DeVore> big sign... capital letters... FOR SALE?
Session Close: Wed Jan 16 17:56:23 2002

Don't you love keeping logs?

So lads: "FOR SALE"

<< Fio >>

bubbles

Why was my posts regarding Nadia, my lovely Russian wife locked?

One set of rules for some, and other rules for others?

DeVore

<Catz and Dogz voice>
Because we hate you.

DeV.

gandalf

Yeah Bubbs next time DeVore says "Sort me out Bubbles" and winks at you, don't try and snog him

Gandalf.

bubbles

But DeVore tastes lovely, you should try him sometime.... full of 12 lick goodness.

Theres so few people out there who has actually tasted him... shame.

po0k

Do the goods in question have to have relevent documentation, manuals, vetrinary reports?

Shiminay

Originally posted by SyxPak
Do the goods in question have to have relevent documentation, manuals, vetrinary reports?

I'd imagine that once they have their tags, they'll be sound.

Lads, ye remember my "sister" from Quakapalooza and DubLAN, don't ye? I'd add her into the mix.

smiles

Originally posted by Kharn
I'd imagine that once they have their tags, they'll be sound.

Lads, ye remember my "sister" from Quakapalooza and DubLAN, don't ye? I'd add her into the mix.

Robbo

Originally posted by Victor
Lads are ye on this list?

Disgraceful. You really think anyone on Boards would stoop low enough to be a judge, solicitor, barrister or banker?

What kind of animals do you take us for?