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The Buffalo Theory...

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  • 27-05-2002 3:55pm
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    Isegrim
    Closed Accounts Posts: 77 ✭✭


    The Buffalo Theory I have not seen anyone explain this as well as Cliff
    Clavin, on Cheers

    One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the
    Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went: "Well ya see, Norm,
    it's like this....A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest
    buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones
    at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the
    herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps
    improving by the regular killing of the weakest members."

    "In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the
    slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain
    cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells
    first.
    In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain
    cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you
    always feel smarter after a few beers."


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    #2
    pauldeehan
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    Probably doesn't quite work like that....


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    woosaysdan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    i like it i like it alot! and tis sooo true!!!


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    [Deleted User]
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    I like it too coz it justifies binging :)


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    #5
    Sangre
    Registered Users Posts: 12,154 ✭✭✭✭Sangre


    So what you're saying is be4 an exam don tstudy like a fool, just drink your stupidness away


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    Spunog UIE
    Registered Users Posts: 2,651 ✭✭✭Spunog UIE


    ya but you need to get the right balance, ya don't wanna wipe out the whole fu*kin herd now do ya? dumbass. :D


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    Shane
    Closed Accounts Posts: 382 ✭✭Shane


    So, reffering back to the subject...

    WHAT THE HELL IS THE BUFFALO THEORY!?!?


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    Isegrim
    Closed Accounts Posts: 77 ✭✭Isegrim


    Originally posted by ScottB
    So, reffering back to the subject...

    WHAT THE HELL IS THE BUFFALO THEORY!?!?

    the slowest and weakest animal in a herd will die / get killed because it is the the slowest and weakest :D


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    Isegrim
    Closed Accounts Posts: 77 ✭✭Isegrim


    Originally posted by Gideon
    ya but you need to get the right balance, ya don't wanna wipe out the whole fu*kin herd now do ya? dumbass. :D

    Why not?
    Most people (especially politicians) did that already!:cool:
    (buffalos, brain cells - where is the difference :D )


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    osullima
    Closed Accounts Posts: 267 ✭✭osullima


    Jesus, I must be the most clever person in Ireland !!!!


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    #11
    scuzzy
    Site Banned Posts: 334 ✭✭scuzzy


    Never a truer word was spoken...
    I'm off to make myself smarter...


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    rymus
    Registered Users Posts: 8,819 ✭✭✭rymus


    Saw that episode... very good... Praise the paramount channel and their nightly cheers (even tho theyve started showing old ones again)


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