big brother 3

Caesar_Bojangle

Originally posted by Spiffing


She was rancid, at best.

She wasnt the best looking girl in the world then but is by far the best looking girl to have entered the house in the past 3 years. She is quite damn bangable now, just watch that programme chained on e4 which is pretty poo poo but she makes it kinda worth watching.

phobos

Originally posted by Swifty
That whole sandy escaping thing is an utter publicity stunt.
I'd say he had a fair bit of money put in his pocket for that.

I'd like to think you're wrong, coz I really respect his rebellous nature. I can't say I liked Sandy, but I do think (him escaping, as opposed to leaving) makes my opinion of him much higher. It's like he had absolutely no respect for anybody, or any rules enforeced by BB. When he wanted to leave, he wasn't going to leave when he was told (Eg. 2:30pm), he was going to leave when he wanted, he did this stunt just to prove that to everyone. He made a joke of BB, by doing just that IMO. He also found a flaw in the garden perimeter (on the 2nd day), so he had the intention of doing something like this all along.

Somebody from BBLB said he appeared to be a bit of a control freak. I agree, because he obviously doesn't like the idea of other people deciding his fate. This got to him, and he rebelled. Go Sandy!

But having said all that, Swifty you have a fair point, and one that I wouldn't completely overlook. But for fairytale sake, let's try and stick to my story

;-phobos-)

Pigman

Originally posted by Swifty
That whole sandy escaping thing is an utter publicity stunt.

I'd say he had a fair bit of money put in his pocket for that.

If he wanted to do it for a publicity stunt he would have copied Jack Dee's (half hearted) methods of escape (employed "unsuccessfuly" twice) during comic relief last year.
Dee was so full of **** during that week in the house that in all honesty it made it easy to tell that someone like Sandy really was pissed off with being under the thumb and TRUELY wanted to get out in spectacular style.

Regarding the garnishing of profile the fact of the matter is that in a week the public will have forgotten about Sandy just like the muppets in house did within about 5 minutes of him hopping the wall. The only person who seemed to honestly care was that guy Alex and I'm prob going to stop watching if he gets kicked out. The other 8 people inspire neither love nor hate in me, simply apathy and boredom.

Volvagia

I thinks it pretty good so far. I'm slowly being drawn into it more and more due to boredom and free time. I like spencer coz hes so lazy and cheeky to BB. Did u hear him when he got the strike in the diary room for crossing the barrier thingy?

<BB> Big Brother has given you a stirke for crossing the barrier etc...

<Spencer> WhooHooo! ... do i get a badge?

i liked sandys honesty and loved the way he left! G'wan!

Alex is ok didn't like him at first but hes gotten real funny now

Not mad about Jade or sophie tbh. Jade's just too retarded for my liking!

thats all i have to say!

Pigman

Actually, if you want retarded then look no further than that dumb f.uck Lee. He just spends the entire day sniffing around Sophie (who is clearly just using him because she is bored and just wants attention from any guy who'll bother with her).

I wouldn't mind except I don't know why he bothers cos she's clearly got nothing going for her anyway. Calling her 'plain jane' would be the understatement of the season and she has the personality of a wet sponge to boot. I hope the two of them are gone by next Friday night.

The Gopher

There were FOUR people this week who apparently,while not having a full royhad,did go down south.And C4 didnt even mention it!They are the biggest load of **** ive ever seen!The one thing that might actually get the rest of us watching and they censor it?They make MTV look positively daring when it comes to censorship-and thats saying something.
Still,one of the blowers was that fat loud blond girl-id rather pass methinks.Heres the link
http://media.guardian.co.uk/bigbrother/story/0,7521,737658,00.html

BuffyBot

Jade...PJ....together....doing that.....<shudder>. Not gonna sleep tonight

Mossy Monk

romance will never die. bless 'em

Pigman

Clearly Jade has found a way to reach her daily calorie quota regardless of being in the poor side of the house.

leeroybrown

I don't normally watch BB3 but I tuned in for a few mins tonight at about 00.15. I still can't believe that Channel 4 insult my intelligence by deliberately censoring the live coverage at that time of night. This is the same channel that would show soft-core porn at this hour.

Now I know they have their legal reasons but I'd be pretty certain that 99% of what is said at that time of night is perfectly acceptable and could probablt be screened at a much earlier hour. They hardly expect me to watch dung when every single moment is broken into half-cut sound-bites.

Mills

There were FOUR people this week who apparently,while not having a full royhad,did go down south.And C4 didnt even mention it!

They did show whatever happened between PJ and Jade, for about half a minute on the 10 o clock highlights show on wednesday or thursday night. There wasn't anything to see really, just some shuffling about under the covers. The commentator didn't say anything about it, because, well it mightn't have been what it looked like.

They showed nothing of Sophie and Lee.

yankinlk

minging

Pigman

Was watching it last night for a while. Kate was talking to Jade about how it was unfair that people (life in general) might judge Alison because she was a 'big girl'. Jade agreed with Kate and said something along the lines of 'Yeah people often base their opinions of others based on appearances alone. I mean people out there (the public) might think that we're a bit thick simply because we're both blond AND SLIM(?!?!)'

Dream on ya heffer!

Spiffing

Why the f*ck did Alex choose Sophie?

Mossy Monk

Originally posted by Pigman
'Yeah people often base their opinions of others based on appearances alone. I mean people out there (the public) might think that we're a bit thick simply because we're both blond AND SLIM(?!?!)'

all the proof the world needs to know how stupid she is

The Gopher

Marginally prefer the version on the right.

Mercury_Tilt

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Spiffing

Sexeh

leeroybrown

Well strangely enough, one of the few bits of BB I actually saw live this year was when Jade and PJ (not even 100% sure of names) cuddled up.

They started kissing and then pulled the sheets over the two of them. They appeared to be looking downwards at the obvious!

thedrowner

tell me about the new guy, i missed it, due to work/the match

phobos

Before the task the other night, and the day after they "apparently" got it on (to a certain degree), PJ (behind her back) went boasting to some of the others (Spencer, kate, Adele), about what had happened, and that he regretted it. OK fair enough she's not best looker in the world, but I hate to see lads carry on like that. That IMO is something that 14/15 year olds do, just to prove to their mates how sexually active they are, and then make it sound like nothing, by morally knocking the absent partner. Grow up man :rolleyes:

Jade went to give him a hug out the back garden while he had his hands in his pocket. She practically left the ground she had such a tight wrap around his neck. But while this went on he just stood there, looked through her, and his hands never left his pockets. Christ if that's not "fuk off" expressed in body language, I don't know what is.

As for the new guy Tim, he seems alright, but E4 were doing some serious sound chopping tonight, so that inhibited my judgment of character to a reasonable degree. But he's now got Alex as a best friend. The reason is as follows:

Since Alex is the only other male on the rich partition, there would be an instant associated expected. Also when men meet women for the first time, they are more likely to be false, in order to impress the opposite sex (unless your gay of course). Being false is not always easy, so you need to come back to reality once and again, and Alex is his escape. As for the other people in the house, he's not going to get to know them very well at all. All members (apart from tim) of the house were all sharing a unpartitioned house for the mostpart of the show, so they would have gotten to know the others without this physical/mental barrier. When I tuned in tonight, the rich and poor were in their own company, and not associating. This early stage of of Tim's BB presence, is all about first impressions. You can't really get to know someone if you can't get near them.

Also I have to admit I was very much intrigued by what the behavioural science Dr. on BBLB had to say about his character, based solely on his audition tape, and his first few mins in the house. Quite interesting indeed

;-phobos-)

Volvagia

I'm really pissed off at c4 and to a lesser extent e4 for the coverage! leeroybrown dead right. this is Channel 4 with its usual late night pr0nographic escapades! and they dont even mention this which is prolly the most interesting thing to happen so far!

And the fookin sound gaps on the live coverage on E4 drive me fookin crazy! I can remember on a few seperate ocasions when at around 2 in the morining the sound was being cut and recieving a message about fookin broadcasting regulations! i mean c'mon its 2 in the fookin morin hardly the time when masses of 8 year olds could accidently change to E4 and have there minds warped from the obscenities being distributed!

thedrowner

ok for the last time....the sound gaps, while annoying, in the evening, happen because of advertising and thigns like that...contestants mentioning brand names, and the likes.

leeroybrown

I know C4 obviously have some legal problems with regards to what they can allow people to say but unless we have become a culture of corporate sound-bites I can't see how so much of the housemates conversations can be deemed unfit for screening at 1 am.

I just find that the conversation gets very disjointed and all the time spent second guessing the gaps results in my turning to another channel or abandoing the TV for the internet or a good book.

Caesar_Bojangle

Is Alex gay?

The Gopher

Originally posted by Volvagia
! leeroybrown dead right. this is Channel 4 with its usual late night pr0nographic escapades!

I wish!In the last few years i only recall a small handful of porno films on C4.The Story of O was on about 2 years ago now.Everyone saw it except me-busy watching my billions of new channels on my then newly acquied skydigital system while EVERYBODY else was watching:mad: It has also shown some Japenese film once or twice but apart from that anything?Channel 4 are ****wits-there was some lesbo prog on a few months back which everybody i know,including myself,watched to see some adult channel type action,exceot going on for an entire hour.Whatd we see?Not your beautiful blonde pornstar type lesbos we were hoping for.Instead it was full of the more stereotypical type-shaven headed studded ones who would have the hells angels ****ting themselves in a fight.And even where there was lookers they only showed a total of 20 seconds footage from a distance.Prudes:mad:

BuffyBot

Originally posted by Caesar_Bojangle
Is Alex gay?

Hmmm I dunno....have my doubts about his heterosexuality.

(and his sanity in choosing to live with Jade for a week)

daveg

What a fu**ing tosser the new guy Tim is. I have never rang in to vote for someone to be evicted but if he comes up for eviction I'll be ringing.

BuffyBot

Originally posted by daveg
What a fu**ing tosser the new guy Tim is. I have never rang in to vote for someone to be evicted but if he comes up for eviction I'll be ringing.

Definitely what he said!

nasty_crash

Tim is a total plonker!!! He has got this god almighty image of himself!!! He even sat in the room while Jade was trying to dry and get dressed after a shower!! it took him a few minutes to cop on that she wanted him to leave!!!!

To be honest i really think that Alex is gay!!!! No man can be that worried bout cleaning and germs!!!!!!

BuffyBot

Bit of a surprise....Alex and Spencer up for eviction this week.

Someday Jade, PJ and Adele will get nominated!!!

darthmise

Originally posted by thedrowner
ok for the last time....the sound gaps, while annoying, in the evening, happen because of advertising and thigns like that...contestants mentioning brand names, and the likes.

Are you sure, i've heard quite a few brand names mentioned, McDonalds, and Gucci.

I reckon it might be more to do with conversations that reveal things about friends of the housemates outside of the house that might be seen as deflamatory.

Just guessing though

zAbbo

I reckon(sp?) they are keeping saucy bits for the uncut video.

thedrowner

yeah i read a new thing today that they have to protect the provacy of people outside the house
but yeah brand names have to be protected too, i think i read in this thread that certain things were being blurred in the house
oh alex and spencer...i reckon alex is gone, much as i love him
and i dont think he's gay
(well..i may be in denial but i dont think so)

Caesar_Bojangle

They have gaps in the sound due to the housemates making libelous comments and Mr.Channel 4 doesnt want to get his assed sued by pissed off viewers/companies for slandering their products/good name.

Remember someone making an allegation of George Michael would possibly molest a child if was given the opportunity before he whacked one off in the toilet at a cop in America, in the first series.

So basically channel 4 just wanna cover their own ass.

phobos

Christ, that was the most tense hour or so in the BB house I've ever seen. It was definately the best bit of viewing I've seen on the live coverage anyway. But it's sorted now.

For those of you who missed it:
Apparently Jade as a varuca(sp?) on her foot, and got kinda freaked over it because she didn't know what it was. A few people in the house were unimpressed by this, and this agitated her. She snapped @ Adele, asking her for advise (first by asking her, WTF it actually was). Adele told her the same thing, and to wear slippers while in the shower etc. Aparently things stayed quiet for a while, and things started to boil up in Jade's thick head.

Then around 11:40pm, Jade went in to the bedroom, and started talking to Alex, about Adele, with backstabbing intentions. Adele caught her doing this, and things really flaired up (and I mean Really, they were so close to physical contact). Jade was in tears (well was before Adele even entered, but this had to do with the amount of drink she'd consumed throughout the day). Anyway my best way of describing it, would be someone who's obviously quite drunk, thinking they are sober, and getting in to a fight with a close friend for sh@g all of a reason. Adele took every work Jade uttered to heart and it escalated. Alex tried to break them up, by roaring "Stop" etc, for about 20mins (it was hallarious). In the end he fukked off and went to bed in the back garden. Apparently he was quite drunk too.

Anyway after about 20mins of intense arguing, the two girls stayed in separate rooms to cool off. Adele, IMO wasn't drunk, and handled the situation very well. After a while everyone went to bed, and the two girls made their piece, in the room. But there was a point where it could have flaired up again, because of Jade and her BIG mouth. But thankfully Adele had enough sense to know how stupid she is, and started laughing over where she would have flipped earlier on.

Anyway that's all that happened before I came online, but AFAIK, they both were about to go out to Alex who decided to remain neutral, by camping in the back garden.

Anyway on a different note, I don't want to see Spencer go on Friday, because things are bound to happen between himself and Kate. Alex the womaniser, who is currently playing the "I'm really a nice guy, let me prove it" type character, is really taking the pi$$, when he keeps applogising to PJ. That thing about appologising after nominations, was a publicity stunt, and not meant to repair the relationship between himself and PJ. Also trying to break up the fight earlier tonight, was for the same reason. Be gone with him and his game plan :rolleyes:

;-phobos-)

Makaveli

I was watching Oz and during the ads I was flicking around as you do and came across that Jade one going mental, turns out she didnt understand what fungal meant or something, I dunno I just asked my sister what was going on because she was watching it.
Well the possibility of violence made it a bit interesting, but not interesting enough for me to continue watching. Thanks for clearing up the story Phobos.
I wonder what Jade's IQ is, do you reckon it's in the minus figures. She probably gets dumber as the days go by rather than learning new things.
Whats a veruka? Are these my feet?

phobos

I wonder what Jade's IQ is, do you reckon it's in the minus figures. She probably gets dumber as the days go by rather than learning new things.

Actually just before they went to bed, Jade went in to the bathroom, leaving Adele & Tim a few moments to talk behind her back. They both came to the conclusion that she sometimes behaves like a "Dumb Blonde" intentionally. She had mentioned earlier that day that "Sherlock Holmes was related to Mother Terresa", I mean WTF

Those that heard her, kinda laughed along with it, and thought she was joking, but when she continued, they thought otherwise. She kept going on about it, like she wanted everyone to hear how stupid she is. If this theory is true (which is unlikely), why would someone do such a thing?, could it be a gameplan?

-- YOU DECIDE -

;-phobos-)

Pigman

Originally posted by phobos


-- YOU DECIDE -

;-phobos-)

It doesn't really matter what she's acting as because she and PJ aren't going to last long. I see the final 3 being Johnny, Adele and the winner of Alex/Spencer.

phobos

Johnny, Adele and the winner of Alex/Spencer.

I agree!

;-phobos-)

Mossy Monk

i just watched the programme on Channel 4 and i'm thinking how long can she go without crying and she was threatening to leave the house too. ****ing eejit

yankinlk

and she wonders why she has verucas

thedrowner

well out of alex and spencer i've deicided against spencer, alex is more entertaining to watch, spencer...perhaps a dark horse, is a bloody boring bastard and the only thing i can see emerging from the whole dark horse label is that he is in fact a bloody boring bastard. And i cant see anyhting happening big between him and kate, as nothing big has happened so far. didn't she say she'd never kiss on piblic tv? Or something to that effect?
i'm finding myself watching it less and less, oh dear

yankinlk

I love the internet...

I thought all was lost for good old ALEX untill some ingenious nerd has emailed out a "FREE offer ring this number thing" and it's Spencer's vote number...lol

if you cant win fair get a nerd to cheat for you....woohoo!

http://www.channel4.com/apps3/bigbrother/news/newsstory.jsp?id=6490

(dont know why im posting this link, like you all arent glued to the website as well

Terminator

I'm encouraging everyone on my website to vote Spencer out.

BuffyBot

I just remember Jade is supposed to be a dental nurse! Remind me to never go near that dentist

yankinlk

http://www.channel4.com/apps3/bigbrother/news/newsstory.jsp?id=6774

did she say all this sober??? im sorry but that is uncalled for. its one thing to "let your mask slip" when you are drunk but it looks to me like jade is harboring deeper seeded plans/anger and generally a "scumbag" attitude

Velvet Vocals

I actually had started to feel sorry for Jade - what with everyone taking the piss out of her behind her back and Adele being really strange - ripping her to pieces to Tim and then being all sorry - I thought, awww poor Jade, just a bit simple and nice

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but then... last night, she starts saying nasty things about Alex and how if she had had to choose she would have picked Spencer and PJ and Kate to have on her side of the house and not Adele and not Alex!!! what a bitch!
In the same breath she says that Adele is her best mate and she loves her -she says that she wouldn't pick her to live with!!!

But lets face it... none of this is out of badness or even intelligence with Jade... at the bottom of everything she's STUPID! she can't string a proper sentence together and she really just wants everyone to like her so she try's too hard!
BUT I CAN'T WAIT TO VOTE HER OUT

so my SPENCER V's ALEX VOTE GOES TO...................ALEX!!! Love him!!!

Velvet Vocals

Mmmmmmmm yummy!!
VOTE SPENCER OUT... KEEP ALEX IN!!!

yankinlk

Now that Alex beat Spencer........

IS anyone in the house capable of beating him?

Sophie...no way
Tim.....not a hope
Adele....very little chance
PJ......I don't think so

That leaves:

Kate.....dont think so, but dont have any idea what public think

Jade....they either love or hate her...same as alex...she has hope

Jonny....he beat lee with 80%...has anyone ever got a vote that high?