The Kids TV show "Rainbo"

Lemming

For those of you who don't have kids or are far too young to remember the
splendid children's TV programme "Rainbow", this may be a little lost on
you...... but it must have been a great episode to watch!

Almost too ridiculous to believe... These are taken from original Rainbow
scripts and there's no way these could have been done by Accident.
Innuendo all the way


The sketch opens with Zippy peeling a banana.....

Zippy: " One skin, two skin, three skin, four "

George: " Zippy, where is Bungle?"

Zippy: " I think Geoffrey is trying to get him up"

We see a view of the door and hear Bungle moaning from behind it.

Bungle: " Geoffrey, I can't get it in"

Geoffrey: "You managed it last night"

Bungle: "I know, lets try it round the Otherway. Ooooooh, I've got it in"


Bungle and Geoffrey enter the studio with Bungle carrying a hammer and peg
kit

Bungle: " Would you stick this on the shelf, George"

George: " I can't reach, you'll have to stick it up yourself, Bungle."

Geoffrey (to camera) " Hello everyone, today we are talking about playing"

Bungle: " Playing with each other, Geoffrey?"

Geoffrey:" Yes Bungle, do you have a special friend that you like to play
with?"

George:" Yesterday we played with each other's balls. Are we going to play
with our friend's balls today?

Bungle: " Yes, and we can play with our twangers as well."

Geoffrey (to camera) Have you seen Bungles twanger?

Zippy:" Oh I have, I showed him how to pluck with it."

Bungle: " It's my plucking instrument."


Geoffrey asks the audience if they can pluck like Bungle

Zippy:" I can, I'm the best plucker here."

George;" And I'm good at banging. My peg's hard isn't it Zippy?

Zippy:" Well of course it is, Your peg wouldn't go in if it was soft."

Geoffrey;" Let's get back to Bungle's twanger."

Bungle (excited) " Oooooh Geoffrey, we could all play with our twangers
couldn't we? Let's play the plucking song. Rod and Roger can get their
instruments out and Jane has got two lovely Maracas."


Singers Rod, Freddy and Jane enter.

Freddy:" We could hear you all banging away"

Rod: " Banging can be fun."

Jane:" Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with Rod and
Freddy."

Freddy ( looking sad ) " Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument."

Rod ( to Jane ) " Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm twanging away?"

Jane: " Oh no, I was banging away with Freddy last night. But would you
like to play with my maracas?

Zippy; " No, let's just pluck away with our twangers."

George:" Yes, it doesn't matter what size our twanger is."

Zippy;" I've got a big red one."

George: " I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I like to
play with it."

Geoffrey (to viewers) " Well, have you got your twangers out? And
remember, you can bang your balls at the same time. If you haven't got
any, ask a friend if you can play with his. Now,let's all play the
plucking song."


Everyone in studio: " Pluck, pluck, pluck along, we're going to pluck all
day."

pauldeehan

ROTFLOL

That can't be real.

Sparkle

Zippy and Bungle went into the Jungle, to have some marvelous fun. Zippy got silly and took out his willy, and stuck it up Bungles bum!

[CALIBUR]

i've seen the episode and its the most funnyest thing I ever seen. I nealy pissed in my pants LOL at the same time.

bambam

For closure, you can view the actual video here :
http://www.widdy.demon.co.uk/rainbow/films.htm

or here

http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~flyinpig/images/twangers.rm

shurl

ROFL

Wonder if thats why it stopped?

AL][EN

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!

oh god lemming bravo first class stuff!!

absoutle gold thats one thats going around the office asap
i have a pain in my side from laughing!!

Mossy Monk

wasnt this done for a New Years Eve party or something for the crew of the show?

very funny though

Beëlzebooze

I got this far:

Bungle: " Yes, and we can play with our twangers as well."

Geoffrey (to camera) Have you seen Bungles twanger?



and had to stop reading, tomorrow when I've calmed down I might continue.

Kold

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA Absolutely class

Zer0^

Originally posted by Sparkle
Zippy and Bungle went into the Jungle, to have some marvelous fun. Zippy got silly and took out his willy, and stuck it up Bungles bum!

LMFAO ROFL \o/


anyone every here of boxco ?

littleninja

LMFAO that's one way of livening up a dull kids show I suppose.... top notch stuff lemming, this should keep me laughing through the long day at work!!!!

quank

LOL
no way! that cant be true!:D

BigEejit

Well fúck ... all that was on when I was a kid was wanderly wagon .... kids these days :rolleyes:

Tis class stuff though

rymus

odd timing for this to appear. Just found my newspaper clipping of this transcript the other day when having a cleanout. Funny isn't the word, especially for anyone that has seen the way Rainbow normally is

NeoSlicerZ

hahahah omg