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Blonde Joke

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  • 30-05-2002 2:45pm
    #1
    BioHazRd
    Registered Users Posts: 2,088 ✭✭✭


    Just got this in the mail - apologies if it has been up before

    A young blond girl comes back from school one evening. She runs to her mum and says:

    "Mummy today at school we learnt how to count. Well, all the other girls only counted to 5, but listen to me : 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10! It's good, innit?"

    "Yes darling, very good."

    "Is that because I'm blond "

    "Yes darling, it's because you're blond."

    Next day, the girl comes back from school and says:

    "Mummy, today at school we learnt the alphabet. All the other girls only went as far as D, but listen to me : A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K ! It's good innit?"

    "Yes darling, very good."

    "Is that because I'm blond, mummy?"

    "Yes darling it's because you're blond."

    Next Day, she returns from school and cries:

    "Mummy, today we went swimming. Well, all the other girls have no breasts, but look at me!" She proceeds to flash her impressive 36 D at her mummy.

    "Is that because I'm blond, mummy?"

    "No darling, it's because you're 18."


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    #2
    strat
    Registered Users Posts: 3,005 ✭✭✭strat


    hehehehehheh
    nice

    btw knock that sig on the head - no animations and it makes my head hurt :(


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    PPC
    Registered Users Posts: 2,396 ✭✭✭PPC


    A blonde goes into a doctor and says "Doctor when ever I touch any part of my body I'm in exteme pain"
    The doctor says "ok then show me"
    So she precedes to touch parts of her body.
    She starts with her leg "oowww"
    Then her hip "awwww oww"
    Then her arm "arrggg"
    Then her head "ouch"
    Doctor thinks for a minute and says "You do relise you have a broken finger don't you."





    A blonde walks into a bar and goes ouch.




    Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
    A mosquito stops sucking when you hit it.


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    #4
    Sangre
    Registered Users Posts: 12,154 ✭✭✭✭Sangre


    Brillo joke PPC wait to take bio's glory :)


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    #5
    PPC
    Registered Users Posts: 2,396 ✭✭✭PPC


    Why thank you.
    Didnt know you cared


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    #6
    Spunog UIE
    Registered Users Posts: 2,651 ✭✭✭Spunog UIE


    i like the very first joke and the very last. Nice! :D:D:D


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    #7
    hacktavist
    Closed Accounts Posts: 517 ✭✭✭hacktavist


    Yeah that sig is REALLY annoying.


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    #8
    PPC
    Registered Users Posts: 2,396 ✭✭✭PPC


    I think the sig is great.
    Used to have it as an avatar on a forum.
    Then i changed it to ppc.gif

    Even more so annoying


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    #9
    hacktavist
    Closed Accounts Posts: 517 ✭✭✭hacktavist


    Thank god theres no custom avatars here or pcc would have our heads wrecked!


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    Tellox
    Registered Users Posts: 2,680 ✭✭✭Tellox


    How do blonde braincells die ?
    Alone.

    What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells ?
    Pregnant.

    How do you brainwash a blonde ?
    Give her a douche and shake her upside down.

    What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette ?
    Artificial intelligence.

    What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
    She slipped off and fell down the drain.

    where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
    The vegetable garden.

    Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
    So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.

    Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
    From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".


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