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Another Blond Joke

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  • 31-05-2002 9:52pm
    #1
    Rabies
    Registered Users Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭


    A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.
    I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished? The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him to where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger. Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, then we'll put all these Frosties back in the box."


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    #2
    Spunog UIE
    Registered Users Posts: 2,651 ✭✭✭Spunog UIE


    me remebers the david beckam & posh joke with the frosties. ffs david put the frosties back in the box. ahhhhhh t'was the same but better :D


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    plastic membrane
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,219 ✭✭✭plastic membrane


    LOL :) The classics are always the best.


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