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Sven is in America

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  • Registered Users Posts: 11,196 ✭✭✭✭Crash


    I'm guessing christie. am i right?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,590 ✭✭✭lordsippa


    Christie you say!? Wow! That'd be odd... but who'd a told him bout here though?

    Omar, Kev, Niall, Or ... um... not kalima... but... erm... paul?

    Anyway... i know it's not kev... but...

    ARGH! MUST THINK!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 136 ✭✭fisifan01


    your guesses are wise but still wide off the mark. its someone you know very well but wouldnt suspect


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,590 ✭✭✭lordsippa


    Sam? Donn? Eimear? Laura?... Ming? My Split Personality That Ran Off With My Wife Car And Ear? Lenny Kravitz? Slash? Um... That Girl In That Really Hot Dream? Lenny?

    Ok... let's try a couple of questions:
    Male or female?
    God or Gun?
    Cheese?
    Grace Group or Chloe / Jess people?
    Have I ever attempted anal with you?
    HOW BIG?!
    Describe my hair in terms of my breasts.


    now... when all this is compiled I should know your identity.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 406 ✭✭shep the malevolent pixie


    hehehehehehehehehehe. do you know me, mysterious person? how do i know you're a person actually?feeeeegggggggggggggggghhhhhhh. heeheee why did i write that?:confused: i am so hyper it is unbelieeeeeeeeeeeeevable. i am so happy good things are good. i had a very intresting day yesterday.....happy happy happy :):D:D:):D:)
    sHep :cool:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,026 ✭✭✭sisob


    do you know me(mark)? oh mysterious stranger


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 136 ✭✭fisifan01


    i know of you! thats 4 sure


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,767 ✭✭✭La_Gordy


    Originally posted by fisifan01
    i know of you! thats 4 sure


    Are you James???


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,026 ✭✭✭sisob


    Whoever he is he hates Fianna Fàìl

    he could just be a stranger who's read the board 4 a while


  • Registered Users Posts: 644 ✭✭✭strawberry


    Why must it be a boy?

    Sniff...I have no group. I had education, and now I have sun, sea, and other things beginning with s.

    Except for sven. Or so you think.....


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 136 ✭✭fisifan01


    Originally posted by sisob


    he could just be a stranger who's read the board 4 a while

    Hey i deserve a bit more recognition than that


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,590 ✭✭✭lordsippa


    Hmm... i'm just curious but what strange stories of decadence does everyone have involving me? <please don't mention private ones, or ones involving my family>


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 430 ✭✭qwidgybo


    that's a bit like you're dead,though.you didn't die,did you??DID YOU??


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,767 ✭✭✭La_Gordy


    Originally posted by lordsippa
    Hmm... i'm just curious but what strange stories of decadence does everyone have involving me? <please don't mention private ones, or ones involving my family>

    Well , there was this one time , at bandcamp and you shoved a flute up my pussy and we played Fox Lady together


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,590 ✭✭✭lordsippa


    NIAMH! You're getting it all wrong! Firstly it was a flute! Secondly YOU stuck it up MY ANUS! And thirdly it was The Wind Blows Mary... dammit! CAN'T YOU GET ANYTHING RIGHT?!

    <oh and i did die actually... booooo! spooky sven ghost!>


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,767 ✭✭✭La_Gordy


    Originally posted by lordsippa
    NIAMH! You're getting it all wrong! Firstly it was a flute! Secondly YOU stuck it up MY ANUS! And thirdly it was The Wind Blows Mary... dammit! CAN'T YOU GET ANYTHING RIGHT?!

    <oh and i did die actually... booooo! spooky sven ghost!>

    i did say flute!!!And you said i got it right at the time although The Wind Blows Mary was not easy...................:D :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,590 ✭✭✭lordsippa


    DAMMIT! I meant recorder... D'oh!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,767 ✭✭✭La_Gordy


    Originally posted by lordsippa
    DAMMIT! I meant recorder... D'oh!

    see Sven , you should come back here , your getting dumber by the day;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,590 ✭✭✭lordsippa


    yes. i am. except i'm reading more and learning a lot about rock stars etc... plus i'm going to start a book on santeria once i've finished dream brother (i haven't had much time to read over the last week)...

    BUT ON THE GOOD SIDE OF THINGS! I HAVE NINJA HAND CLAWS! WHOOOOO!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,767 ✭✭✭La_Gordy


    Originally posted by lordsippa
    yes. i am. except i'm reading more and learning a lot about rock stars etc... plus i'm going to start a book on santeria once i've finished dream brother (i haven't had much time to read over the last week)...

    BUT ON THE GOOD SIDE OF THINGS! I HAVE NINJA HAND CLAWS! WHOOOOO!

    when is your exact date of return?I don't think im going to be here to experience your ninja hand claws :(:confused::confused::(:(


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,590 ✭✭✭lordsippa


    I shall be back august 8th... it says i'll be home at 1:35.. i'm guessing I *might* be able to make town by 3 if there are no delays in heathrow...

    Um... I am going haight ashbury tomorrow and am damn excited by said prospect! WHEEE!

    And how come niamh be not posting anymore? I WANT MY NIAMH!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 136 ✭✭fisifan01


    one of your pals told me she was in greece sven


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22 Lint Demon


    im curious... what was that game? that the hot american girl played with you?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,767 ✭✭✭La_Gordy


    Originally posted by lordsippa
    I shall be back august 8th... it says i'll be home at 1:35.. i'm guessing I *might* be able to make town by 3 if there are no delays in heathrow...

    Um... I am going haight ashbury tomorrow and am damn excited by said prospect! WHEEE!

    And how come niamh be not posting anymore? I WANT MY NIAMH!

    NIAMH IN DA HOUSE !!!

    sven darling i was in greece {2 greek men , one guy living in holland , large double baeds} but always i called out " sven , SVEN , SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNN!!!

    fishfan{heehee}-who told you i was in greece?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 136 ✭✭fisifan01


    you did of course!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,590 ✭✭✭lordsippa


    YAY! Niamh creams screaming my name! Does that mean i'm her god or something?

    hehehehehe.... Cormac swallows!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,767 ✭✭✭La_Gordy


    Originally posted by fisifan01
    you did of course!

    who are you?!?must.tickle.viciously.

    sven..................i love you!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,590 ✭✭✭lordsippa


    Sven loves you too babes. Sven loves you too.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,767 ✭✭✭La_Gordy


    Originally posted by lordsippa
    Sven loves you too babes. Sven loves you too.

    you would be a really good boyfriend...........;)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 136 ✭✭fisifan01


    you ctyi people`s intelligence serves you well when it comes to mathematical equations etc. But i cant believe you guys still dont know who i am. im dropping more hints than........


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