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Damn Women Drivers!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • 10-06-2002 1:48pm
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    xern
    Registered Users Posts: 452 ✭✭


    Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my
    left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour
    with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!
    I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway
    over in my lane, still working on that damn makeup!!!
    It scared me (I'm a man) so bad, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked
    the donut out of my other hand. Then, in all the confusion of trying to
    straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, I
    knocked my mobile phone away from my ear and it fell into the coffee between
    my legs, splashed and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone,
    and disconnected an important call.

    DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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