Quick joke!

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Q:What do you have if you have 2 green balls in your hand?
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A:Kermit's undivided attention......

Chowmein

Lol n1

MelKor

fcuking classic

pauldeehan

I would like to congratulate the splendid wit responsible for this.

plastic membrane

As would i.

OLDYELLAR

scarred for life after that i am ,haha go kermy !

Mossy Monk

LOL

Caesar_Bojangle

Another quickie:
What do you call a homosexual dinosaur?
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> Mega-sore-ass

Oeneus

Oh Caesar_Bojangle, that joke is just soooooooo NEW that it hasn't even been said yet.

Caesar_Bojangle

well thank you heres another classic:

Whats black and white and red all over?
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> A newspaper, skunk with nappy rash or a nun falling down the stairs all are quite acceptable.

Heres another joke someone emailed me:
>There was a reporter from the city stuck in a small mountainous town in
W.Va. He decided to use the time by getting a good story to submit to his
boss. He saw an old man sitting outside a local store and went over to begin
the interview.

"Sir, I am writing a story about people in this area and would like to include
an interesting story from you. Is there any particular story that you would like to share?"

The old hillbilly smiled to himself as he thought back on a time. "Well, thar was the time I
lost my sheep. We gathered up a bunch of the boys, got some moonshine in us and went off
after it. When we found the sheep, we all took turns screwing it....my, that was fun!"

The reporter couldn't write a story about that so he asked for another.

"Well, when my neighbor's wife got lost, we all gathered up and got drunk and went out to
look for her. We had a good time taking turns with her when we found her, too. Damn that
was a lot of fun!"

The reporter was frustrated. "Sir, I can't submit a story like that. Maybe you oughta tell me
about a not so fun time you had."

"Well," the hillbilly said as he fidgited in his chair, he looked up at the reporter with a pained
expression, "thar was that time "I" got lost..."

Tellox

What do you call a homosexual dinosaur?
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What do you call a peadophile dinosaur?
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> Barney

The Gopher

Good one!Though if telling it you would need to tell the first dino joke first-on its own itd sound sad.
On a similiar vein of the first balls joke
What do you grow if you have square balls?

Cubic hair

bozzie

heres another classic
did u hear the one about the magic tractor
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it went up the road and turned into a field