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northsider girl

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  • 13-06-2002 12:12pm
    #1
    Rabies
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    A Northsider girl goes to the council to register for
    child benefit. "How many children?" asks the council worker
    "10" replies the Northsider girl.
    "10???" says the council worker. "What are their names?"
    "Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne"
    "Doesn't that get confusing?"
    "Naah..." says the Northsider girl "its great because if they are out playingin the street I just have to shout WAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY or WAYNE GO TO BED NOW and they all do it..."
    "What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed council worker.
    "That's easy," says the Northsider girl... "I just use their surnames"


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    #2
    seamus
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    Hehe n1


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    #3
    MelKor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 185 ✭✭MelKor


    :rolleyes:


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    Spunog UIE
    Registered Users Posts: 2,651 ✭✭✭Spunog UIE


    heh heh :D


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    pauldeehan
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    :eek: Slut


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    Zyox
    Registered Users Posts: 939 ✭✭✭Zyox


    lol, i like it

    reminds of:
    What does a northside woman use for protection during sex?

    A bus shelter


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    memphis
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    That a classic Rabies, a sure classic. haha.
    I like it!!!!!!!!!!!


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    leeroybrown
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    A northside girl is doing the washing up when her daughter asks her:

    "Mammy, why are your hands so soft?"

    She replies:

    "It's because I'm only fécking 14!"


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    #9
    Zyox
    Registered Users Posts: 939 ✭✭✭Zyox


    roffle, nice one leeroy

    what do you say to a northsider in a suit?
    guilty

    what do you say to a northsider in a uniform
    big mac and coke pls


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