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Which singers head would you most like to flush?

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  • 15-06-2002 12:22pm
    #1
    Deathtobertie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32 ✭


    Which of the following singers (I use the term loosely) head would you most like to see shoved down the toilet and flushed?

    Who's it gonna be? (multiple choice) 60 votes

    Ronan Keating
    0% 0 votes
    Bono
    31% 19 votes
    Will Young/Gareth Gates (both the same in my opinion)
    10% 6 votes
    Enrique Inglesiasiaisiasiss
    36% 22 votes
    Posh Spice
    21% 13 votes


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    #2
    kirn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 528 ✭✭✭kirn


    jeez thats a tuff one.... i'd say enrique, bono, and ronan kunting are all fairly big dickheads... but i gotta go with kunting....


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    #3
    Oeneus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,975 ✭✭✭Oeneus


    Shouldn't it be "Which singers head wouldn't you most like to flush?"

    I'd flush 'em all with the exception of Bono. I actually like his voice.


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    #4
    deco
    Closed Accounts Posts: 620 ✭✭✭deco


    That gimp Keating is defo a complete gobshíte....oh his very existence makes me ill...

    However posh spice isn't far behind....:mad:


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    #5
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,230 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    Thats a tough one , that bloody ronan keating and his singing through his nose aw man id like to beat the living crap out of him first , and then that posh yoke , bono not too bad on occasion and the other two are so stupid that i would`nt like to insult the toilet, sure i am fairly sure ronan would do a cover version of a toilet flushing afterwards (the gimp!).


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    #6
    NeRb666
    Registered Users Posts: 483 ✭✭NeRb666


    I'd let Bono away, and kill the rest of em


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    #7
    lordsippa
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,590 ✭✭✭lordsippa


    What about EVERY SINGLE FU<KING RAP "SINGER" EVER?! WTF?! All they do is talk! AND YET IT'S ALL ABOUT THE VOCALIST?! MOST STUPID MUSIC TYPE EVER! Even Pop has occasional high points.


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    #8
    DeVore
    Business & Finance Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 32,387 Mod ✭✭✭✭DeVore


    All of them except bono (its a multiple choice vote).

    And I'd add axel rose in there too. Whinging maggot.

    DeV.


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    #9
    deco
    Closed Accounts Posts: 620 ✭✭✭deco


    I'd also have to add in Chester Bennington from Nu-metal scum Linkin Park.....

    Take the bollócks out and toture him slowly with a spoon or perhaps a spatula....

    Oh the joys of having anger issues:D


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    #10
    Gonzo
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 16,900 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gonzo


    I would flush keating first, and then chainsaw his nose off and finally rip out his voicebox....... a good ending to bad rubbish.

    The others except Bono are not far behind.


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    #11
    byte
    Moderators, Regional North West Moderators Posts: 19,123 Mod ✭✭✭✭byte
    byte


    Kill 'em all....

    ...oh and Ricky Martin, arrgh, I hate him! :mad:


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    #12
    deco
    Closed Accounts Posts: 620 ✭✭✭deco


    Originally posted by Gonzo
    I would flush keating first, and then chainsaw his nose off and finally rip out his voicebox....... a good ending to bad rubbish.

    The others except Bono are not far behind.

    looks like I'm not the only one with anger issues....if only we could combine our efforts.....these fúckers would be on the run:D


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    #13
    BuffyBot
    Registered Users Posts: 24,924 ✭✭✭✭BuffyBot


    Enrique, then Ronan, then Christina Aguilera/Mandy Moore/Destiny's Child.....oh the possibilites in this endless list :)


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    #14
    Pugsley
    Registered Users Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    I took gareth gates/will young to flush their head down the toilet.....
    But does the rest of the body have to be attached when i do it or will i cut it off afterwards? :)


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    #15
    Oeneus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,975 ✭✭✭Oeneus


    Chop the bodies up into little bits then flush 'em.


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    #16
    Pugsley
    Registered Users Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    Or chop of the limbs only a try to keep him alive so you can thow his entire body in the sewers.......


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    #17
    deco
    Closed Accounts Posts: 620 ✭✭✭deco


    Hmm....I hope this discussion dosn't end up being used in court....:)

    However Pugsley has the right idea....do a Se7en type thing to them all...

    /smirks

    hehehehehe:)


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    #18
    Pugsley
    Registered Users Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    Thinking of se7en,we cound send wuill youngs head to gareth gates in a box,with a letter on it saying 'If you won popstars this would have been you' :D

    But of course we would have to have a camera ready for his reaction :)


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    #19
    cournioni
    Moderators, Regional North East Moderators Posts: 12,739 Mod ✭✭✭✭cournioni


    Toss of a coin between Enrique Inglesias and Ronan Keating... mainly cos my gf fancies them. They must be beheaded by the toilet seat!


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    #20
    Oeneus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,975 ✭✭✭Oeneus


    Originally posted by PORNAPSTER
    Toss of a coin between Enrique Inglesias and Ronan Keating... mainly cos my gf fancies them. They must be beheaded by the toilet seat!

    I'd threaten to leave her for saying it! :D:D


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    #21
    cournioni
    Moderators, Regional North East Moderators Posts: 12,739 Mod ✭✭✭✭cournioni


    Originally posted by Oeneus
    I'd threaten to leave her for saying it! :D:D
    haha... nah, I just told her to behave herself! :D


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    #22
    scuzzy
    Site Banned Posts: 334 ✭✭scuzzy


    It just has to be Will Young for insulting us Doors fans...


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    #23
    SYL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 224 ✭✭SYL


    Ronan Keating, definitely. If there is any justice left in this nation, then that pompus little git will be put on the sacrificial alter sooner or later for a trial by fire. After that, ooooooh, I'd say just about every R&B, Rap, Pop oik out there should be next. I mean, R&B, what the hell is that anymore, just some whinging little fukhole prissing about his lovelife and the fact that every girl he gets with leaves him. IS IT ANY WONDER, YOU LITTLE TWAT, YOU'RE A TOTAL FAG!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Here's another candidate for the anger management course, I think.


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    #24
    Shazbat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88 ✭✭Shazbat


    Definitely Groanin' Bleatin' I would make a comment about what punishment should be inflicted on the sad singing-thru-his-hole twat but I don't think I could surpass any of the tortures mentioned in this thread so far. Although having said that, ripping his arm off and beating him to death with the soggy end wouldn't be overly unfair.


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    #25
    Oeneus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,975 ✭✭✭Oeneus


    Originally posted by Shazbat
    beating him to death with the soggy end...

    Hehe! I Love it!


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    #26
    Pugsley
    Registered Users Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    Well after you cut off all his limbs and head you could play tennis with his severed head by using him legs as stands for a net of his streched skin, and the arms as bats........ but this requires more work than he deserve's :)


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