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Paddy Irish Man

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  • 17-06-2002 4:08pm
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    zAbbo
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    If you`ve heard it b4 don`t flame me.

    Paddy Irishman was the most intelligent man in Ireland.
    He was the president of the Irish branch of Mensa, had won a
    million pounds on who wants to be a millionaire, and was
    Professor of astrophysics at the Paddy Institute of
    Technology. One day he was in the pub (as Irishmen do) and
    his mates were telling him that he should appear on
    Mastermind, the quiz where the most intelligent men on the
    planet, show their superior brain power.
    So he filled in the forms and sure enough was called up, and over to London he went to appear on the show.


    The moment came when he was called up to the chair, to be questioned.

    "Paddy, what is your specialist subject?"
    "Irish History"

    "Paddy your minute starts now. Who was the leader of the
    Irish Revolution?"
    "Pass"

    "In what year was the revolution?"
    "Pass

    "How many men died during the Easter Revolution?"
    "Pass"

    "What was the name of the British informer who helped
    the rebels?"
    "Pass"

    All of a sudden his friend stood up in the audience and
    roared "Good man Paddy, tell the fúcking English nothing"


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