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The deaf genie

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  • 18-06-2002 12:34am
    #1
    The Gopher
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    A man walks into a bar with a miniature piano and a 1 foot high man.
    "Whats he"? said the barman
    "A painist"says the customer."Got him in a wish from a genie i found".
    Barman-can i have a wish
    customer-sure
    Hands him the lamp.
    Barman-I wish for a million bucks.
    A million ducks landed in the bar.Barman says"I said BUCKS not DUCKS!"
    The customer says"The genie has very bad hearing.Do you think i wished for a 12 inch pianist?"


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    Sparkle
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    heard it before but still quite funny-:)


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