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The God Blog

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  • 18-06-2002 9:08am
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    yellum
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    Gods been Blogging

    http://www.livejournal.com/users/god_dot_com/

    FAQ
    Q. God, is there a hell?
    A. Not really, but after about 5 minutes of Riverdance you'll wish there was.

    Q. God, are you really omnipotent?
    A. Not since I gots me some Viagra.

    Q. What are tomorrow's lottery numbers going to be?
    A. Whatever I want them to be.

    Q. What are you?
    A. 7. And yes, I got your monkey.

    Q. Do You really hate gay people?
    A. I can't help but love everybody. Except Alec Baldwin and Macho Man Randy Savage.

    Q. Do I look fat in this dress?
    A. You look no different in that dress than any other.

    Q. Why do bad things happen to good people?
    A. **** happens.


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