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Ventrilaquist+farmer

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  • 19-06-2002 11:37pm
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    BKtje
    Registered Users Posts: 8,048 ✭✭✭


    This ventrilaquist goes up to this farm and tries to convince the farmer that his animals can talk.

    He says to the chicken, " so what do u think of the farmer"
    The venrtilaquist does a chicken noise and says, "well the famer is great he treats me well and feeds me plenty, im qiuite happy"

    The famer says, "wow that amazing i didnt know my chicken could talk"

    Then the ventrilaquist goes up to his dog and says, "well mr doggy how do u like your farmer"
    the dog says..., " well he treats me great too, takes me for regular walks , feeds me tripe on a sunday, i love it here"

    The farmer said, "holy **** the dog can talk to??"

    Then the ventrilaquist goes upto a sheep and says, well how does the farmer treat u?? and the farmer butts in quickly, "dont listen to that ****ing sheep hes a lier i aint touched him...."

    Heard it in the pub the other night, might need a few drinks but at the time thought it was hilarious (still do tbh)


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