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Headache ?

Rabies · 2002-06-20 13:12:25

A Guy is out with buddies - has few drinks - gets horny - but true to his wife, goes home. Finds her sound asleep in bed with her mouth wide open, gets two aspirin and drops them in her mouth. Of course she chokes but recovers and asks - What did you put in my mouth? He says, "two aspirin." She replies, "BUT I DON'T HAVE A…

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20-06-2002 2:12pm

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A Guy is out with buddies - has few drinks - gets horny - but true to his wife, goes home.

Finds her sound asleep in bed with her mouth wide open, gets two aspirin and drops them in her mouth.

Of course she chokes but recovers and asks -
What did you put in my mouth?

He says, "two aspirin."

She replies, "BUT I DON'T HAVE A HEADACHE !!!!"

He grins and says, - "that's what I wanted to hear"

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