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  • 20-06-2002 3:54pm
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    Rabies
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    > > > > 40 degrees-Californians shiver uncontrollably.
    > > > > Irishmen sunbathe.
    > > > > 35 degrees-Italian cars won't start.
    > > > > Irishmen drive with the windows down.
    > > > > 20 degrees-Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats.
    > > > > Irishmen throw on a T-shirt.
    > > > > 15 degrees-Californians begin to evacuate the state.
    > > > > Irishmen go swimming.
    > > > > Zero degrees-New York landlords finally turn up the heating.
    > > > > Irishmen have the last BBQ before it gets cold.
    > > > > 10 degrees below zero-People in Miami cease to exist.
    > > > > Irishmen lick flagpoles.
    > > > > 20 degrees below zero - Californians fly away to Mexico.
    > > > > Irishmen throw on a light jacket.
    > > > > 80 degrees below zero - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic.
    > > > > Irish Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets
    > cold
    > > > > enough.
    > > > > 100 degrees below zero-Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
    > > > > Irishmen pull down their ear-flaps.
    > > > > 173 degrees below zero-Ethyl alcohol freezes.
    > > > > Irishmen get frustrated when they can't thaw their Guinness.
    > > > > 297 degrees below zero-Microbial life start to disappear.
    > > > > Irish cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
    > > > > 460 degrees below zero-ALL atomic motion stops.
    > > > > Irishmen start saying "is it just me or is there a nip in the air?"
    > > > > 500 degrees below zero-Hell freezes over.
    > > > > IRISHMEN SUPPORT ENGLAND IN THE WORLD CUP!


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    ykt0di9url7bc3
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    nice, already now in a 1000 emails sent tall my friends

    btw azezil check your inbox for spam..............:)


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    BEAT
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    loved it! waiting for the last line alone was worth it! ;)


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    Spunog UIE
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    ****in Class


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    #5
    Tellox
    Registered Users Posts: 2,680 ✭✭✭Tellox


    Ireland -
    Latin for "OMG Its raining again!"


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    mayhem#
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    That is no joking matter!!


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    The Gopher
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    Crap!Was just about to post that one myself.Very good.;)


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    pauldeehan
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    Ha ha ha, brilliant!


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    memphis
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    hey rabies,

    Am I correct in saying that I sent ya on this joke as an email?
    Its a funny one isn't it?
    Well worthy of being read by Boards.ie members!!

    Cheers!!!


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    Rabies
    Registered Users Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    Originally posted by memphis
    Am I correct in saying that I sent ya on this joke as an email?
    Its a funny one isn't it?

    ha ha...
    NO. i got this from a friend in dublin.
    are you trying to take credit for my postings :D:D


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    memphis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,964 ✭✭✭memphis


    actually. yes, i am tryin to take credit for it. I'm 101% sure i mailed this to you, ya traitor. haha.


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    Brian Houlihan
    Registered Users Posts: 276 ✭✭Brian Houlihan


    Irish Weather

    LOL! It's funny


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    #13
    TacT
    Registered Users Posts: 4,400 ✭✭✭TacT


    nice one :)


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    bozzie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 534 ✭✭✭bozzie


    love the way it builds up boring but has a great punchline.

    so true


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