Local 12 Year Old 0wns J00

adnans

Local 12 year old Jerry “[40oz] D3th Br1ng0r” Hankens is an avid Quake player and regular contributor to the Shugashack message boards. He also 0wns J00 with his l33t sk1llz. The 0wn4g3 occurred at 12:31 AM, August 25th, 2000 on the MDK(1) FFA server, with 8 players on DM17 “The Longest Yard.” Hankens used the jump pads to get up to the Quad, where he fired down to the main concourse below. You were using a jump pad, and happened to run right into his rocket.

Hankens is then quoted as using the /say command to broadcast “Ja ja beeotch! I 0wn j00! Ph34r!” It is unknown at this time of this message was a macro, or hand typed by Hankens himself.

In the past two weeks, the local Quaker has also been known to dish out beatdowns, sk00lings, and the occasional p1mp sl4p. When asked how he does it, Hankens merely replies that he has ++l33t skills, and that no matter what his ping (usualy around 450) he can dish out the wh00p @$$.

Hankens finished 7th that match, closely beating out “unnamed player” by 3 frags, before timing out during the map change.

MindPhuck

Was that Irish Gerry ?

RopeDrink

I can't think of anything else to say other than "LOL"

strat

rofl mayro

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edit: just read some more bits over at the mushroom, good for a small laf.

d0gb0y

wtf there is no way some1 with a 450 ping could own any1 in quake...just a lucky frag
BFG & 450 ping mayb a frag or 2 but u will have disintergrated yourself before u get a chance to do any real damage
(& i know that dm17 dosen't have a bfg in it)

d0gb0y

u wouldn't want to let his mommy catch him talkin like that she would make him wash his mouth out with $04P

Kairo

plyd Adnans