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Just fix her a Martini ;)

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  • 21-06-2002 11:06pm
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    Gambler
    Registered Users Posts: 1,825 ✭✭✭


    Got this one from a great lady.. (Yes from a female.. wierd huh :rolleyes:)

    Two guys are driving down the street in one of em's truck. They pass two dogs screwing on someone's front lawn.

    One guy says "man, that really is the best way to make love".

    The second guy says "I dunno man, my wife is really conservative when it comes to those sorts of things."

    The first guy says "Just fix her a martini or two, she'll get into it".

    The next day they see each other:

    The first guy says "How did it go?"

    The second guy said "It went pretty well, but it took seven martinis."

    "Seven Martinis!?!" the first guy asks.

    "Yeah, after two she was feeling frisky alright, but it took five more to get her out on that guy's lawn."

    Ba-da-bing.


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    sceptre
    Registered Users Posts: 19,608 ✭✭✭✭sceptre


    :D

    Class


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    stormkeeper
    Registered Users Posts: 2,633 ✭✭✭stormkeeper


    rofl... very good :D


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    Mossy Monk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    good joke, made me lauigh


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    Gordon
    Registered Users Posts: 35,524 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    rofl, you got it from a female :p

    now, let me read this joke that you wrote... ;)


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