The Most Offensive Song Ever ???

MrJoeSoap

What do you think is the most offensive song ever? I'll kick off with "So What" by Metallica. Eminem fans need not reply.

yellum

I got some songs from a friend by a band called The Frogs , very offensive song titles but they're meant to be. They're sitting on my hd and I don't think I ever listened to them.

cournioni

Pantera's, "Good Friends, and a bottle of pills" is quite offensive. As is "Jesus Saves" by Slayer. In fact nearly all Slayer's songs are offensive.

Bard

"So What!" by Metallica... hmm- I'd go along with that

"I f^&*ed a sheep, I f&$!ed a goat... I rammed my **** right down it's throat!"

- it was a cover version though... who did the original?

Oeneus

Guns N' Roses - One In A Million

If you're black, gay or a policeman you'll probably be offended by this song.

Bard

Originally posted by Oeneus

If you're black, gay or a policeman you'll probably be offended by this song.

Oh... that'd be the Village People all getting offended so !

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G'n'R's also, of course, had the quite brilliant "Get in the Ring"... in which Axl refers to quite a number of journalists (by name) and says to them that their "dad gets more pu**y than you", following that up with "F**K YOU! SUCK MY F**KING D*CK!" - finally inviting them to "antagonise me, mother f**ker, get in the ring motherf**ker - and I'll kick your bitchy little ass... PUNK". Classic!

Oeneus

Heh. GnR were like the Eminem of the late 80's...except they were talented!

Winning Hand

Gareth Gates: Unchained melody

Zaphod B

Originally posted by Winning Hand
Gareth Gates: Unchained melody

Winning Hand for fvcks sake watch your mouth! Even hearing the name gives me 'Nam-style flashbacks. And think of the children! SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

Andor

Ya, i'll probably go with Garrett Gates

and that Doors cover, 'light my fire' .......eurgh.........

NeMiSiS

Bard The Anti-Nowhere League originally did So What. Metallica cant write songs that offensive being such a pack of big girls with their own action figures As for get in the ring great tune Phrack threw their own twist on it once - http://www.phrack.com/phrack/36/P36-08 , em another offensive one would be I think the stones did the original 'cocksucker blues' eh I wont go into the lyrics..

Robbo

"We Are the World" - USA for Africa.

Horrible, horrible stuff.

byte

GN'R - Get in the Ring

Or God help us, Rik Wailer? singing Something inside so Strong. THat is atrocious. WTF is he covering it for? :mad:

Oeneus

Originally posted by irishbyte
WTF is he covering it for? :mad:

Because his hand is so fat he can't hold a pen to write his own songs.

bombidol

Anything by The Macc Lads is usually a bit offensive and what was the name of that punk guy that used to throw his own crap at the audience?? dammit his name escapes me!!


bomb

Karl Hungus

Anything by Anal ****.

Oeneus

Anal what?

I tried a search on Anal f*ck on Kazaa and got loads of "OTHER" results.

Karl Hungus

Anal Cvnt

deco

Ah yes those Anal Cúnt boys....with such lovely songs like:

"You look adopted"

"Windchimes are gay"

"I intentionaly ran over your dog"

and not least:

"I kicked you in the stomach because you where pregneant"

But my vote has to go to "The Residents" - "Third Reich And Roll"...

Now that's one odd album.....

Ruaidhri

i'd agree with AngelWhore on this(you look adopted)

Mossy Monk

Get In The Ring was a good choice but it's got to be One In A Million

Von

Originally posted by bombidol
and what was the name of that punk guy that used to throw his own crap at the audience?? dammit his name escapes me!!


bomb

You referring to GG Allin?

GG Allin's funeral - I was there less than two months after meeting the guy. Now, we all knew he wasn't going to die of old age and we all knew it wouldn't be an ordinary service, but I wasn't quite prepared for that I saw. The band's drummer was drawing on GG's leg with a magic marker. The body was dressed in his leather jacket and a jockstrap that said "Eat Me". He held a microphone in one hand and a jug of Jim Beam in the other. Everyone was hammered. When the beer ran out, people wrenched the jug from his arms to swig from it. GG looked like hell.

There were gouges and scars everywhere and he was discolored, and frankly, starting to go bad after five days. He was leaking embalming fluid noticeable. One girl put her underwear on his face. Other people were putting stickers on the casket, pushing pills and liquor into GG's mouth, having their smiling pictures taken up by his face, taking his dick out and playing with it.. the works. It was as though everyone ELSE was finally having THEIR way with HIM. The parlor director thought it was a scream. Most common phrase of the night had to be, "He woulda" wanted it this way."

The mad eejit made Axl look like the fat bloke from Pop Idol.

Oeneus

Originally posted by Von

The mad eejit made Axl look like the fat bloke from Pop Idol.

Hehehehee! Great way of putting it.

Mossy Monk

imagine wanting to be buried in that attire :eek: . lunatic

beardedchicken

Originally posted by Oeneus


Because his hand is so fat he can't hold a pen to write his own songs.

awwww, man!!!! classic comedy!!!
*wipes tear from eye*

Deathtobertie

"I saw your mommy" by Suicidal Tendencies is pretty offensive and I'm fairly sure Ice T & Bodycounts "Cop killer" raised a quizzical eyebrow or two

deco

Wasn't their some conspiracy theory involing GG Allin being hired by Courtney Love to kill Kurt Cobain?

I think Nick Broomfield investigated it in his documentary Kurt & Courtney....

Shiminay

I was gonna say So What and I saw that started the thread. Then I was gonna say I Saw Your Mommy and Deathtobertie beat me to it, so instead I'll say All Saints version of Under The Bridge. I was in the pub and quite drunk and I threw an ashtray at the telly when it came on. The barman didn't kick me out cause it offended him as much as me

Acidflash

Last Caress by Metallica. It's a cover, i'm not too sure who done the original.

cournioni

haha... I have to agree with GG Allen and Anal cúnt alright. That GG Allen was one fúcked up motherfúcker.

lordsippa

Carnivore: SMD
Carnivore: Jesus Hitler

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DEFINITELY One In A Million

Dennis Leary - Voices In My Head
Dennis Leary - Asshole
Dennis Leary - Traditional Irish Folk Song

Soundgarden - Big Dumb Sex

Guns N' Roses - I Don't Care About You...


... probably loads I'm forgetting...

Ooh! NiN - Closer <especially if you know what it's about>