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good comeback

Acidflash · 2002-06-24 17:59:13

A Irish school teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family - but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-arse in the back…

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24-06-2002 6:59pm

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Acidflash

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A Irish school teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's
final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for
you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear
attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death
in your immediate family - but that's it, no other excuses
whatsoever!"
A smart-arse in the back of the room raises his hand and
asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering
from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter
and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles
sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says,"Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

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#2 24-06-2002 7:27pm
bozzie

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good one heard it before but theres no beating the classics

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#3 24-06-2002 8:24pm
Roughty

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That is realy funny:D

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