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  • 26-06-2002 12:32pm
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    darthmise
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    What do you call a donkey with one leg?

    A wonky donkey,



    What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye?

    A winky wonky donkey



    What do you call a donkey with one leg, one eye whilst making
    love?

    A bonky winky wonky donkey



    What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye, making love
    while breaking wind?

    A stinky bonky winky wonky donkey



    What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye making love
    while breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes?

    A honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey



    What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye making love
    while breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes and playing the piano?

    A plinky plonky honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey



    What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye making love
    while breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes, playing piano and driving a truck?

    F**king talented!!


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    Mossy Monk
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    that's good. i thought it was going to be ****e


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    #3
    darthmise
    Closed Accounts Posts: 622 ✭✭✭darthmise


    Ah its the way i tell em!


    Its only a good bad joke.


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    #4
    Oeneus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,975 ✭✭✭Oeneus


    It's entertaining in some way or another, but I don't think it made me laugh.


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    #5
    plastic membrane
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,219 ✭✭✭plastic membrane


    The old ones are the best ones...


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