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  • 28-06-2002 9:29pm
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    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭


    1.You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
    2. I dont suffer from insanity, I quite enjoy every minute of it
    3. I work hard because millions on welfare depend on me
    4. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them
    5. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke
    6. Don't take life too seriously. You wont get out alive.
    7. The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette
    8. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
    9. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
    10. To all you virgins - thanks for nothing
    11. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing
    12. Out of my mind...feel free to leave a message
    13. I dont have to be dead to donate my organ.
    14. I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
    15. God must love stupid people; he made so many.


    hehehe:p


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    #2
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    read this today, funny

    " funny how garage sale is one letter shy of garbage sale"

    :p


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