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things not to say to the guarda

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  • 02-07-2002 4:03pm
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    BEAT
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    -I cant reach my license unless you hold my beer.
    -Sorry, I did'nt realize my radar detector was'nt plugged in
    -Arenn't you the guy from village people?
    -hey, you must have been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
    -are you andy or barney?
    -You're not gonna check the boot are you?
    -I pay your salary!
    -do you know why you pulled me over? okay, just so one of us does.
    -I was trying to keep up with the rest of traffice. yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
    - when they ask say...your eyes look red son, have you been drinking? you probably shouldn't say, gee, your eyes looked glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?


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    #2
    Pugsley
    Registered Users Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    lol, their all class,especially the 4th :)


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    bozzie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 534 ✭✭✭bozzie


    nice1 exspecially about ther village people


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    #4
    Acidflash
    Registered Users Posts: 1,228 ✭✭✭Acidflash


    priceless:D


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    phobos
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭phobos


    It's been posted before, but funny nevertheless ;)

    ;-phobos-)


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    #6
    hacktavist
    Closed Accounts Posts: 517 ✭✭✭hacktavist


    OMG
    /me points animated sig...
    badboy..


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