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BEAT · 2002-07-03 13:56:48

A drunk got up from the bar. A few minutes later, a loud scream came from the restroom. what's wrong?! shouted the bartender through the closed door. I'm sitting on the toilet and everytime I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes my privates, slurred the drunk. The bartender opened the door and said, You eejit!…

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03-07-2002 2:56pm

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BEAT

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A drunk got up from the bar.
A few minutes later, a loud scream came from the restroom.
what's wrong?! shouted the bartender through the closed door.
I'm sitting on the toilet and everytime I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes my privates, slurred the drunk.
The bartender opened the door and said, You eejit! you're sitting on the mop bucket.

hehehe:D

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#2 03-07-2002 2:58pm
Rabies

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brilliant joke.
never heard it before.
this will be one for the pub at the weekend

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#3 03-07-2002 3:23pm
zAbbo

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The best joke ever:

Oh shít, Wrong hole!

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#4 03-07-2002 7:17pm
BioHazRd

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ROFL

This one will be a classic

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