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A Firey Hell
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03-07-2002 3:23pm#1A man dies, as people do, and goes down to hell. When he gets there he is greeted by Satan. He knew he was in for some serious sh*t because he wasnt exactly a nice guy up above. However Satan is very pleasant with him and asks him if there is anything that he wants. The man was a little bit confused, and asked Satan what he meant? Satan offers him booze, women, warm sunny beaches.. you name it, Satan can make it happen. The man was delighted, yes Satan, I'll have all those things. Poof, he's chilling on the beach with a cold beer surrounded by beautiful scantily clad women. He's living in hell for quite some time like this, when he eventually stumbles upon millions and millions of people burning in pits of fire and brimstone. He gets a little worried, and finds Satan once again. He asks Satan about the people burning in hell, and Satan laughs.. Dont mind them he says, it just the Catholics, they wanted it this way.
What would my poor mother say.0
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