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Empty world cup seat??

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  • 03-07-2002 7:49pm
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    Sangre
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    A man had tickets for the World Cup Final. As he sat down, another man
    approached him and asked if anyone was sitting in the seat next to him.

    "No" he replied. "The seat is empty"

    "Well, that's incredible," said the other man. "Who in their right mind
    would have a seat like this for the World Cup Final, this magnificent sporting
    event, and not use it?"

    "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me" the first man replied. "I was
    supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first World
    Cup Final that we have not attended together since we were married."

    "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that" the other man said. "Couldn't you find someone
    else, a friend, a relative or even a neighbour, to take the seat?

    The first man shook his head and replied: "Nah. They're all at the
    funeral."


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