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The Baby Shower Ep. 15

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Jerry's dreams the FBI rumble him and Kramer because they get illegal cable installed. Jerry returns home to find them waiting and there's a cool shoot-out in the apartment with the undercover Russsian cable installer delivering the fatal bullet

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The Money is an ep I havent seen in a while plan to watch that soon on tape
so many good scenes

Kramer: There was a man he was trying to break into my apt last night he was jiggling the door knob for 25mins

Jer: I'm practically broke
Elaine: Really?
Jer: No

George: you're letting him have a woman over
Frank: He's not family he's different psychologically

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I remember you said one time that there were certain eps you havent seen yet. Which ones are they?

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The Visa Ep. 55

Fav Bit:
Babu Bhat...
I kill you...
You bad man, bad man

And George...
I disturbed, I'm depresed, I'm inadeqaute, I got it all

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Ciaran,
I've seen all the Ep's-
I have only about 100 on tape and another 50 on DIVX.

There were some I don't see first time around, like most of the last season, but I saw the all of seasons 2 to 5 (religiously) every thurs night when I lived in the States.
The only one I didn;t see was "The apartment" but I downlaoded it recently

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The best part in The Visa is Jer pretending to be unfunny.

Cheryl: He's dark and disturbed
George: Dark and disturbed? his whole life revolves around Superman and cereal

Cheryl: do you ever laugh
Jer: Sometimes when I'm in the tub.

Caesar_Bojangle

just starting to watch seinfeld, i used to think it was crap but my opinion reversed itself. Its actually quite funny much better than that crap friends or scrubs. You probably know this already but its on mon - fri at 8pm on paramount.

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I do indeed caesar, another great one is The Tape the faces on the 3 when Elaine leaves is priceless.:)

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Ep. 142: The Chicken Roaster

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[Enter Jerry, his hair is like Kramer's. Jerry enters doing Kramer's slide]

Jerry: Hey everybody, I'm on no sleep, no sleep!. You don't know what it's like in there, all night long things are creeping and cracking. And that red light is burning my brain!

Elaine: You look a little stressed.

Jerry: Oh I'm stressed!

Elaine: So Kramer what am I supposed to do? If I don't have that fur hat by four o'clock they're gonna take me down like Nixon.

Jerry: You know my friend Bob Sacamano?

Elaine: I thought he was Kramer's friend.

Jerry: Well, he called last night about 3 a.m. we got to talking, he sells Russian hats down at battery park, forty bucks.

Elaine: fourty bucks? Are they Sable?

Jerry: No, but the difference is negligable.

Kramer: Oh yea, I like this idea.

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Ep. 140 The Fatigues

Jerry: Lomes is Jewish !?

Kramer: Yeah, Orthodox, Jerry...Old Skool !

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The Alternate Side ep 28

Kramer: I may have a whole new career on my hands
Jer: You mean a career.

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The Red Dot ep 29

George: I want your overview?
Jer: You want my overview ok I see a cheap man holding a sweater trying to get away with something.

George: I threw up from the hennigans
Jer: Good thing the cleaning woman was there

Elaine: When would you consider sex to first take place?
Jer: I'd say when the nipple makes its first appearance.

What a great ep that is.:D

sceptre

I see smuckers is also following the adventures of our four oddballs on Paramount. They showed The Subway (ep 30) tonight. Classic stuff. George's troubles with the woman who tied him up and robbed him should tell us all that it's a bad idea to go home with a stranger you meet on the subway and let her hancuff you to the bed.

Tonight's ep classic line:
Elaine: I'm not a lesbian. I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian

aidan_dunne

One of my absolute favourite episodes is "The Dealership" when Jerry goes to buy a new car and is hoping that Elaine's relationship with the salesman might mean he'll get the extras thrown in for free or at a considerable discount. Unfortunately, thing's don't go quite to plan when they suddenly end up breaking up right there in the dealership and Jerry has to do his own "salesman" bit to get the two of them back together so he can get his cheap extras.

This also has that great scene with Kramer and another employee from the dealership driving a car to see how far they can get on a single tank of petrol.

But these are not the best parts of this episode. The best part has got to be George's obsession with a Twix bar. He puts money into a candy machine to get the last Twix but it "hangs." He goes running around then trying to get some change to put into the machine to get it out the rest of the way but when he comes back SHOCK.... HORROR..... the bar is gone.

He then goes on a search to find out who ate "his" Twix. He reckons it's one of the mechanics but he denies this.

George: "Are those cookie crumbs on your chin?"

Mechanic: "No."

George: "Yes they are. You ate my Twix."

Mechanic: "No I didn't. I was eating a.... ummm.... Fifth Avenue bar."

George: "No you didn't. Those are cookie crumbs and everybody knows that Twix is the only candy bar with the cookie crunch!"

He then seems to descend into an almost King Lear like madness, obsessed with finding out who "wronged" him. He sets up a police-style line up of candy bars in order to catch the Twix stealer but when he comes back into the room he finds all the employees of the dealership have eaten the bars.

George: "What are you doing? You've eaten my line-up?"

Lady: "I think this is a Fifth Avenue bar."

George: "No it's not. It's a Twix. They're all Twix's. I was trying to catch you out."

With this we see what is, for me, an all time classic George moment. Borrowing a scene from "Star Trek II - The Wrath of Khan" we watch as George's blood pressure goes into overload, the red rises from his neck up through his face, he looks up to the ceiling into the camera up there and the camera pointing down spins around and zooms out as George totally looses the plot and screams,"TTTTTWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIXXXXXXXX!!!!!!" That part, for me, is one of the best George moments ever in Seinfeld as we see this madness sort of overcome him.

"The Dealership" - a truly classic Seinfeld episode in my opinion.

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oh yeah The Dealership is truly great, he really went to extreme lengths whenever it came to lying, faking handicap really bites the biscuit.

George: "Jerry, lets face it I've always been handicapped I'm now just getting the recognition for it.

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Love the Subway too Seamus
Espec. when Kramer goes to get a seat and everyone beats him to it. Also, when George gets robbed and she's yelling at him...

$8, I wasted my whole morning on you for $8 !!

Dave

One of my favourite episodes is the one with the library where Jerry has a book that has been unreturned for something like 20 years. The manager of the library is brillant. Mr. Bookman. /me *chuckles* at the memory. If someone could point me in the way of a script or quotes or something that would be great.

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Ep 106 The Postponement

Jer: “In your situation, the only sex you’re going to have better than make up sex is if you’re sent to prison and you have a conjugal visit”
George: “Yeah conjugal visit sex that is happening”

George: “boy she’s something isn’t she?(talking about Elaine)
Jer: “Yeah she’s something else”.

Jer: “But you know me”
Kramer: “I thought I did”

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http://www.angelfire.com/sc/seinscripts/scripts.html

Here Dave you'll find The Library and many other eps here

Dave

Nice one.. cheers.

sceptre

Originally posted by 80project
Espec. when Kramer goes to get a seat and everyone beats him to it.

Reminds me of quite a few fun mornings on the London underground:). I found the middle section of the Bakerloo line the ideal place to sit in the middle of a carriage and watch people seat-diving, stop after stop. I've not experienced the NY subway but can say that in Eastern Europe it doesn't go on at all - people seem to make a bee-line for the standing section even when there are free seats (I suppose they're used to being oppressed)

Originally posted by smuckers
http://www.angelfire.com/sc/seinscripts/scripts.html

Here Dave you'll find The Library and many other eps here

smuckers, you are a god. I'd rather book-form but this'll fill the gap (besides, there's nothing stopping me printing them out). I've been after something like this for quite some time.

smuckers

although I've noticed with a few eps that there's a bad link FlemingM16 musn't have updated it, havent heard from him in 2 years actually.

Dave

There's a few more here...

http://www.geocities.com/tnguym/scripts/scripts2.html

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Dave,
Thats the best one I've seen out there too.

chunkychewie

Im not watching one right now, but the last one i watched was "The Boyfriend (Part One)" This is the one with The Magic Loogey. It was probably one of my favorite Seinfeld episodes ever. There's just so much stuff goin on at the same time. It's great!:D

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Ep 58 The Old man...

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Sid Fields...
Would you change my diaper !!??

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George...
This is what my life has come to...trying to meet a mute

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Newman...
I Loathe YOU!!

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ep 38 The Parking Space

Kramer: "Because I'm like ice buddy you don't like me you've got problems".

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The Shoes

Jerry...
Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away!

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I love that one...Might make that my new sig now that I think about it

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Ep 40 The Trip Pt1

George: “Candice Bergman did she show her breasts in that”?
Jer: “I don’t think she’s the naked type”

Kramer(all hyper) “I may look crazy but I’m just a guy like you trying to make it in this business”

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Ep. No. 157- The Butter Shave

Jerry to George...
"Your a closet Bania Fan"

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The Airport(which was on TV3) they skipped a few eps

Elaine: "It doesn't matter everyone will die in first class"
Jer:"Yeah I'm sure you'll live".

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The Fusilli Jerry

George:” You’re not out there because I’m out there and if you’re out there the’s not enough voltage to electroshock us back into coherence.

Estelle:” Don’t upset me, I can’t cry
Frank: “Getting an eye job like some Manhattanite

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The one about the cubans, but have only watched 5 mins, watching the rest 2nite(have it on DivX)

I think its the one where Krammer is smuggling in Cubans, theres sorta a running joke where you`d think everyone`s talking about cigars but its these 3 Castro look-a-likes

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The ep is "The English Patient"

The Mandlebaums ruin this episode with their moaning but I love the #1 Dad T-shirt bit and when Jerry discusses it with Izzy.
[para]
"I Dont actually know how offical any of this rankings are"

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The Bubble Boy

George: “Who invaded Spain in the sixth centuary?
Donald: “Thats a joke The Moors”
George: “Oh no it’s the Moops, the correct answer is The Moops”
Donald: “Gimme that, that’s not Moops you jerk its Moors its misprint”
George: “I’m sorry the card says Moops.”

Jer: “Me underwear and T-shirt”
Elaine: “what about me”?
Jer: “oh you’ll be naked of course”

Its had to be George to
get in a fight with The Bubble Boy and even when he’s strangling him he’s still saying its Moops.

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Ep 159: The Serenity Now !!

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Adam Lippman:
I'm a man

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Lloyd Braun
Serenity Now...Insanity Later

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Oooh and of Course...Lori Loughlin

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Originally posted by smuckers
Its had to be George to
get in a fight with The Bubble Boy and even when he’s strangling him he’s still saying its Moops.

Ah, the Moops, class stuff. Still waiting for the Moors to come up in a conversation so I can go on about the Moops

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The Sponge

Jer: "What if you were in the mafia would you tell her then"?
George: "Hey a hit is a totally different situation"

Jer:"They serve soup at 6am"

George: "Elaine, I'm on the verge of makeup sex do you know about makeup sex"
Elaine: "Yes George I knoe all about makeup sex

Susan: "Well you've never been a couple"
George: "I've coupled I've coupled"

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Taped "the Movie" this morning will enjoy in due course.

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Of course according to George, that makes Othello a "moop"

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The Opera

Jer: "Overture curtains high this is we'll hit the hights oh what heights we'll miss on with the show this is it".

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Ep. No.56 - The Shoes

Denise Richards plays Russell Dalrymples daughter who convieniently rummages in her bag for George to get a cleavage peak!!

Jerry:
Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away!

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I love Elaines flirting w/ Russell...
Do you have a ketchup secret?

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haha love The Shoes it was used as a show filer on TV 3 yesterday

The Diplomats Club

Jer: "You don't have any black friends, outside us you don't side you don't really have any white friends either"

Newman: "He sat in The Cubicle right next to me, we once double dates"

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The Outing

Jer: "Seinfeld and Costanza bickered over the cleansiless of a fruit like an old married couple, I told ya the pear was washed"

George: " Do you wanna have sex right now do you wanna have sex right now? c'mon lets go baby c'mon"

Kramer: "He's the phone guy not that there's anything wrong with that"

This is prolly my fave ep Larry Charles was a great writer although I didn't like it when he supposedly dissed season 6.

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The Old Man(...again)

It was repeated on TV3 this avo. Only watched the 1st half.

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**George: Hey, what's your guy's name again?
**Jerry: Fields. Sidney Fields. *87* years old. *87*. How about yourguy?
**George: Ben Cantwell. 85. Huh... You think we'll make it to that age?
**Jerry: /We/? No.

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It was on that and Paramount I watched it at 5:00, its on Fri at 12, it should be The Junior Mint which is on tomorow on Paramount.:)

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Actually The Implant was on yesterday not The Junior Mint

Jer: “What do women do?
George: “We just play defence

Kramer: “Its like a sauna in here

George: “Losing a loved one I mean forget about it”

Sidra: “Oh by the way they’re real and they’re spectacular”

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The Gum

Jer: “Well Lloyd’s a very industrious fellow, I’m sure Lloyd can accomplish anything that he sets his mind to”

Kramer: “You missed quite a show buddy baboom babbaboom”

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Originally posted by smuckers
Kramer: “Its like a sauna in here"

Classic line:D

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The Mom and Pop Store

Jer: "Sometimes I spell Jerry with a G and an I"

Elaine: "Well Jerome I did a little snooping around"
Jer: "What did ya find out Lois"?

George: "Woodypecker, what is he some sort of insticator"?
Kramer: "Thats right he's a trouble maker"

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RIP Jessica and Holly

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Ep.No. 30: The Subway...

Its a really good ep becuase all the characters are involved and have their own storyline, yet then strangely all meet up at the very end!

Good bits:
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George is handcuffed to the bed post and mugged:
"$8...I wasted my whole morning on you for $8 "

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Elaines lesbian wedding coversation is excellent too !!

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Kramer's Hot tip for the horse

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The Checks

Jer: He's listening to the old desperado song and you're still dating him I'll tell ya who's a little desperado"

George: "Because here all they see is 3 morons whining about their dates"

Kramer: "Well we all don't have checks running in like you Jerry"

Best scene the japanaese toursits bunking in Kramer's drawers. hilarious.

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Actaully, its even better when they appear at the Nakamoto Broadcasting Corp office and they are starving.

"We suspect his friend is imbalanced" [para]

And then Mr Wilhem shows up with Sunshine Carpet Cleaners!!