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Death

cujimmy · 2002-07-08 12:34:42

Three friends die in a car crash, they go to Heaven and are directed to an orientation. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say?" The first man says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor, a devoted family man,…

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08-07-2002 1:34pm

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cujimmy

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Three friends die in a car crash, they go to Heaven and are directed to an orientation. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say?" The first man says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor, a devoted family man, and that I'll be greatly missed." The second man says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and that as a school teacher I made a huge difference in our children's future." The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say... 'LOOK!! HE'S MOVING!!!'"

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#2 08-07-2002 10:48pm
plastic membrane

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Nice one.

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#3 09-07-2002 6:05pm
Harmo

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Good one:p

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#4 09-07-2002 6:51pm
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Hehe,good 'un

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#5 10-07-2002 9:21am
Harmo

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Good one:p

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#6 10-07-2002 9:31am
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lol

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#7 10-07-2002 9:59pm
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very good liked that!

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